Whatever you do...
Don't miss thiss opportunity!
I wholeheartedly suggest that everyone gather the pastafarians in thier communtiy, dress in their Friday-best pirate garb, and make their way to movie theaters across the country to spread word of His noodly goodness.
Bring maps, charts, brochures, stickers, whatever! After leaving a pirate movie, most people will be easily converted to a lifestyle of swag and booty.
And for doing this, may he bless you with eternal beer and pasta in this life.