I work at a call centre (which I will not name for security purposes). It is a relatively high-stress job, where those not touched by his Noodly Appendage suffer greatly under the crushing weight of tech support calls and a distinct lack of noodliness.
Anyways, I have lately been discovering a large amount of Christian pamphlets, usually left at the payphones or other opportune areas. They beg people to "see the light" and worship the"lord" Jesus.
I, as a devout Pastafarian, am not content to let them spread their dogma around my workplace.
My solution is obvious! I will begin distributing my own Flying Spaghetti Monster pamphlets, with information on the religion and how he created the universe.
My only problem is that I do not have any such pamphlets, and I am not exactly good at making such a thing.
SO, does anybody here have any home-made pamphlets/flyers.etc that you have created and found succesfull, and wouldn't mind sharing with me for my purposes?
Touched by his Noodly Appendage, and spreading the word