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FSM "science" book

Postby linuxamp » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:05 am

Has there been any thought to creating an FSM "science" book to use as the course material for teaching "Intelligent Design" in schools that mandate ID?

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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:57 am

I thought the Gospel would suffice, unless you mean a proper science-y type thing.

If the latter, I would support the idea. It would be a very good read.
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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby linuxamp » Fri Nov 28, 2008 6:15 am

The problem with the FSM gospel is that it's a "religious" book of sorts and religion cannot be taught in schools. To get around that, the religious groups created "science" books to teach creationism (intelligent design). Unfortunately some of these, like "Of Pandas and People", have made their way into schools which are forced to teach intelligent design alongside evolution.

This is why I think we need an FSM "science" book for teachers who are forced to teach ID but believe it is utter nonsense. It will be an alternate textbook for "teaching" ID.

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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Platypus Enthusiast » Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:21 pm

linuxamp wrote:The problem with the FSM gospel is that it's a "religious" book of sorts and religion cannot be taught in schools. To get around that, the religious groups created "science" books to teach creationism (intelligent design). Unfortunately some of these, like "Of Pandas and People", have made their way into schools which are forced to teach intelligent design alongside evolution.

This is why I think we need an FSM "science" book for teachers who are forced to teach ID but believe it is utter nonsense. It will be an alternate textbook for "teaching" ID.


Not bad, but it should be a back-up plan. We should try to stop ID from even getting into schools.
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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby athiestboyscout » Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:30 pm

I have had to read "The Design of Life: Discovering Signs of Intelligence in Biological Systems," for my biology class. It's total garbage and my teacher hates teaching it. On my last test all of the answers were, C-An Intelligent Creator did it. (i am not joking) For all of the questions there was also the scientifically excepted answers. Since I put down those answers i got an F. My teacher gave me extra credit that was worth the same as the test though.

Writing a "scientific" text book for FSM-ism is an awesome idea. I'm going to start working on one and my teacher will probably teach it.
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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:37 am

Where in the world are you?

I'm feeling a mass complaint is in order.

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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Dudeman55556 » Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:59 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Where in the world are you?

I'm feeling a mass complaint is in order.

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Seconded.
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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:54 pm

Dudeman55556 wrote:
Cardinal Fang wrote:Where in the world are you?

I'm feeling a mass complaint is in order.

CF


Seconded.


I'm confused, Dudeman. :confused:

Since you've been a member here longer than I have, why did you wait seven months to second this?

It's probably too late, now. :bummer:

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Re: FSM "science" book

Postby Dudeman55556 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:57 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:
Dudeman55556 wrote:
Cardinal Fang wrote:Where in the world are you?

I'm feeling a mass complaint is in order.

CF


Seconded.


I'm confused, Dudeman. :confused:

Since you've been a member here longer than I have, why did you wait seven months to second this?

It's probably too late, now. :bummer:


Um... I left? for a long time?

And it's never too late! We can complain about things long since passed! lol.
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