I got a letter recently from "Saint Matthew's Churches." The envelope contained many different things, among them a "Prophecy of God" that didn't predict anything at all, a "Blessed Prayer rug" that they wanted back, awful grammar, and many requests for a "Seed Gift," which is their way of saying that they want money. I sent them their pre-paid envelope back with an old FSM propaganda pamphlet and some dry noodles. I even signed it Krugnar H. Barbarian. I thought they would remove me from the mailing list, but today, I got another letter, this time with a little cross, a piece of paper they assure me is a Ribbon of Blessing, more begging for money, and a message that says that Jesus is walking past my window.
I don't know if I should do something mean, like forcing them to pay shipping on something worthless and heavy, or just keep being funny. This seemed like the best way to get an answer.