Don't even bother. It will make us look bad and they will most likely censor everything that they don't believe in. If you would like to instead have a (CLEAN AND RESPECTFULL) religious debate with them, then please make it clear that that is what you are after. Converting Christians on a Christian forum is a BAD IDEA.
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.