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Postby bobby.henderson on Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:22 am

Welcome to the FSM forums.

We believe strongly that the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of our origins is more logical and with vastly more academic support than Intelligent Design. There are too many coincidences for it to not be true.

What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have to do with pirates? Why does He alter our scientific experiments? Study further to discover the answer to those questions.

Please be respectul of opposing views. Whether supported by thought or by dogma, we all have a right to our own beliefs.

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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Re: Welcome

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:40 am

Thanks m8 , noice buncha scurvy , lice ridden blaggards ye has assembulled .
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Re: Welcome

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:09 am

Ummmm.... I don't have a "Spidey Sense" so to speak, but my "Crazy JuJu Meter" just peaked.


Someone spleeze splain to me how Mad Willy was just able to dredge up a three year old post by Bobby that had mysteriously never been responded to?

Strange things afoot here of late. Crazy JuJu everywhere!
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Re: Welcome

Postby fueledbycoffee on Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:12 am

Dude, he's Mad Willy. I don't think anyone can explain anything he does. He's mad, man.
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Re: Welcome

Postby MrStoffy on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:38 pm

Aye, It's pretty awesome he found it though eh? Does Bobby still post on here ever?
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Re: Welcome

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:47 pm

This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.
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Re: Welcome

Postby Rainswept on Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:03 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM :roll: Do you believe in the X-Files too?
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Re: Welcome

Postby thelastpirate on Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:05 am

Rainswept wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM :roll: Do you believe in the X-Files too?



Well you cant deny that Cap did purge a lot of threads, some of them with quite interesting revelations about how this forum works.
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Re: Welcome

Postby Capellini on Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:52 am

thelastpirate wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
PantyGnawer wrote:This thread would have likely been purged when Cap cleared the board of old threads a couple of months ago.

Methinks a sly mod may have resurrected this thread in an effort to send us a message about playing nice.

OMFSM :roll: Do you believe in the X-Files too?



Well you cant deny that Cap did purge a lot of threads, some of them with quite interesting revelations about how this forum works.


Actually, I can deny it, since I did nothing of the sort. Maybe 6 months ago I deleted old and out-of-date announcement threads, to comply with some constant nagging on the subject from some members. I had nothing to do with any of the stuff that got lost when we updated, and this area is not one of the sections that gets auto-pruned.
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Re: Welcome

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:47 am

*whew*

Oi thot oi wuz gonna get anudder repreeman fer pyrate speek .
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Re: Welcome

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:27 pm

You wish.

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Re: Welcome

Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:03 am

COOL!!!

JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPOSIT $700,000 IN OUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS.

THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND CONSIDERATION

FSM BLESS YOU.

No I'm only kidding matey (I was just getting over a few spammy emails from West Africa, pay no attention to my sarcasm)

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That sounds like a fine plan by the way.
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Re: Welcome

Postby anthrobabe on Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:48 am

DaveL wrote:COOL!!!

JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT THE SON OF THE NIGERIAN PRESIDENT AND YOU DON'T NEED TO DEPOSIT $700,000 IN OUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNTS.

THANKYOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KIND CONSIDERATION

FSM BLESS YOU.
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Re: Welcome

Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:44 am

Aye matey,

Constable Timmins is a fine upstanding citizen of QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY, CAPS LOCK OVERUSAGE AND MINDLESS GROVELLING. How much did he pay you, BTW?
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Re: Welcome

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:32 am

DaveL wrote:Aye matey,

Constable Timmins is a fine upstanding citizen of QUESTIONABLE NATIONALITY, CAPS LOCK OVERUSAGE AND MINDLESS GROVELLING. How much did he pay you, BTW?


Obviously not enough as I'm ratting him out.
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