Warrrrrr be Bart?

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Warrrrrr be Bart?

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:04 pm

Oi been noticing there haint been the stink of fish ead stew around the forum of late.

Oi haint seen that weevil in many a day.

Taint loike em ta not drop by.

So warr be that weevil? Post yer piratical theories ere.

Oi thinks ee got pissed on flip and cant foind is way home.

That er tha weevil be pupating.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:42 pm

AArgh. Matey, oi say that Bartie boy is off on holleeday in them thargh tropics.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:49 pm

Yarrrrr Oi think Oi tracked him down. Ee be cutting lose around tha Horn again.

Eee moight ave got imself in some truble tho, so I speck eel be hoi tailin it back ere soon.


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:43 am

Yar yar yar.

Oi sees ol' Black Bart be gettin' inna trouble, no matter where the blaggard goes!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby DaveL on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:56 am

YArrrr...

He buggers orf, then comes back all guns blazin'. He's damn economical and still manages to post twice as much as me...the blaggard.

He must have a real life or sumthin!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:08 am

E-cu-nom-i-cul?
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:47 am

He buggers me.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:48 am

You bugger everyone.
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:49 am

Bugger off.
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:19 am

Moral Minority wrote:He buggers me.


Arrrr... a new cabin boy on the payroll?
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:02 am

In that attack, the Seabourn Spirit repelled the pirates by using a sonic weapon


Arrrgh...the blaggards played Edith Piaf at us...me hentire crew were dismayed...

...but, actually I quite loiked it.

Arrrr, I be back from the Tortugas mateys.
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:17 am

Moral Minority wrote:He buggers me.


Arrrrr, he as them luverly big ears ta grab onto in stormy weaver...er, me First Mate told me.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:35 am

Arrr Bart ye always knows ow ta show up and ruin a thread. Thanks alot.
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:03 am

black bart wrote:Arrrr, I be back from the Tortugas mateys.


Bah. Me, Plank an Cronan actually won the quiz last night. I 'spose next week we'll ave yer enormous hinterlectual drag factor back.
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:12 am

The Black Spot wrote:
black bart wrote:Arrrr, I be back from the Tortugas mateys.


Bah. Me, Plank an Cronan actually won the quiz last night. I 'spose next week we'll ave yer enormous hinterlectual drag factor back.


Haaaaaarrrr, Haaarrrrr...I expect it were a quiz about Boy Bands and Spottin the wig!
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