Arrrrr ye blaggards, we be at war here. We be gaining ground like ell ere, but some of arrrrr pirates be moonlighting on other parts of the forums. Tis okay we all stray over der from toime to toime.
But if ye makes a post whut says "postin fer pirates" or whutnot, than goes over tuh current hevents hand posts some smarty soundin gibberish, ye's stabbin yer cutlass hin arr proverbial groin.
If were ta win this battle, yet still gets ta heckle tha trolls and landlubbers, we has ta make up fer ta damage we do.
Ere is were ye lot can repent fer yer non-pirate posts. Oi propose that any pirate in good standing whut posts in current hevents, be reqwired tah come ere and post twice tah make up fer hit. Double posts arrrrrr more thun wlcome.
Current hevents is oir goal now, but we'll soon be shootin fer games. So of ye posts in games ye needs tah post thrice in ere.