Ye Bartie seems ye've found a nice safe way to give tha cats round here some sleepin pills! Jus zips 'em in and shoves it down the froat.
Does ye haves one grown pirate size as well--- I got a few pirates rond tha Benbow what needs some flea medicine and they done figgered out that when ol Gert gives 'em weevil biscuit is ain't account o she likes 'em--- hits acause it gots systemic flea drops in em. Help soon--hits gettin itchy round here.
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."