Who be the king of the one liners

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Who does the best one liners?

Black Bart
1
8%
DaveL
1
8%
Auntie BlackBeard
1
8%
Tanguerra
0
No votes
Pieces O Nine
2
15%
Mad Willyum
2
15%
Walk the Plank
0
No votes
Cap'n Turtlehead
0
No votes
Moral Minority
0
No votes
The Black Spot
0
No votes
Pirate Guy
0
No votes
E. Raser
0
No votes
Hey you left me/someone out..... (insert below)
2
15%
ME-ME-ME-ME
1
8%
Give me more rum! NOW!
3
23%
Reverend Rowan Redbeard
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 13

Postby anthrobabe on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:40 pm

PirateGuy wrote:
anthrobabe wrote::cry:


Too much manliness fer ya?


oh ye have much to learn young grasshopper- much to learn
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:25 pm

Yarrr, is that a cutlass in yer pocket, or do ye just look sharp?
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:11 am

Aaargh, whut aboot Cap'n T?

"Is that jus' scurvy, or..."
Err,
"Is it jus' me, or arr ye..."
Umm,

Here be the bes' one loiner:
AARGH!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:16 am

"Is that jus' scurvy, or... did Knuckles McShuffle nok a few of yer teef out?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:36 am

To ARGH or not to ARGH....whut wuz thee question agin ?
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Nuts

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:52 am

PirateGuy wrote:Is that a cannonball in your pocket or ...

does ye happen ta ave testicular elephantitis?





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Aaaargh tis The Lost Tribe of the Big Cojones! Their wives have got to be careful when chopping the coconuts.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:32 am

Surprisingly, this tribe has never entered an Olympic hurdling team.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:42 am

But Oi ear that they take the teabagging competition every year!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:14 pm

Did Oi win yit ?
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:15 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Did Oi win yit ?


not yet


so far "give me rum is in the lead"-- it is sad when something not alive is in the lead
My mantra
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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