Who be the king of the one liners

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Who does the best one liners?

Black Bart
1
8%
DaveL
1
8%
Auntie BlackBeard
1
8%
Tanguerra
0
No votes
Pieces O Nine
2
15%
Mad Willyum
2
15%
Walk the Plank
0
No votes
Cap'n Turtlehead
0
No votes
Moral Minority
0
No votes
The Black Spot
0
No votes
Pirate Guy
0
No votes
E. Raser
0
No votes
Hey you left me/someone out..... (insert below)
2
15%
ME-ME-ME-ME
1
8%
Give me more rum! NOW!
3
23%
Reverend Rowan Redbeard
0
No votes
 
Total votes : 13

Who be the king of the one liners

Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:04 am

should be King or QUEEN of one liners-- darned can't edit the mess.


Ok some of you are the best at one liners

so give us your best ones here

One liners!!! (not off topic dirty salty long winded tales), don't make me get the smiting stick from the closet, I have permission from the owner to use it if necessary.

and if any one puts anything about -- sneakin and stealin rum here I will commit pir-homicide.
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Postby The Black Spot on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:27 am

here be a line fer yer

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:44 am

Glad to see I am up there.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:36 pm

I'm not worthy.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:38 pm

@#$%&! I CANT DO IT WITH ALLA THIS PRESSURE !
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:43 pm

I just want rum...
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Mar 29, 2008 6:50 pm

Quick vote ...before Cap decides to run this poll forever !
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:47 pm

ok so far mad Willyum is in the lead
followed closely by The Black Spot

naturally I'm not counting the actual votes- I'm just making this up as we go along.
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:22 am

What we need 'ere be a "complete this line contest." Finish this one yer blaggards

Is that a cannonball in your pocket or ...
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Cannon ball

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:23 am

Is that a cannonball in your pocket or ...

or has ye gone orf half cocked?
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Re: Cannon ball

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:26 am

Is that a cannonball in your pocket or ...

has ye bin liftin' something heavy?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Is that a cannonball in your pocket or ...

does ye happen ta ave testicular elephantitis?





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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:48 pm

ARGH! That wun takes all the cakes PG ! I dub ye to be a true pirate nows .
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:30 pm

:cry:
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
www.gorillafund.org

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:38 pm

anthrobabe wrote::cry:


Too much manliness fer ya?
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