Ye duz 'ave a nice beard, Auntie.
I don know 'ow ye gets difrunt colors on yer crownin' glory, yer oibrows, and yer beard tho. Ye be a tecknicolored hinspirashun to all aspirin' bewty qweens.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens