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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:52 pm

Oi found this site what lists many world champion beards and moustaches (amongst landlubbers).

Thar be some foin looking whiskers in that lot, but surely we know of some piratey beards that can put them to shame.

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ ... llery.html


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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:59 pm

YARR! Uh nose who that be ! That be thee blaggard Sanity Clause in disguys !
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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:05 pm

Arrrgh. Ye can see a close-up o' this gent here.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:12 pm

Too roight, oi shouldy jest posted it in tha Prized Git thread. Moi bad.
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:44 am

Here's a beauty:

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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:56 pm

Now here be a hadmirabull gent wiv a respecktabull beard. (All the joolerie must help build up 'is ritin' mussels.)

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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:28 pm

Ee be colorin that pirate colorin book ye lot likes so much!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:16 pm

No, ye hignorunt blaggard. 'E 'as ovvers to do 'is colorin fer 'im.

(Ov corse, they dint even troy ter compete wiv 'is beard.)
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:38 pm

Hello dearies ! Oi juss stopped by to show off me flowing locks...carry on ....ARGH!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:45 pm

Ye duz 'ave a nice beard, Auntie.

I don know 'ow ye gets difrunt colors on yer crownin' glory, yer oibrows, and yer beard tho. Ye be a tecknicolored hinspirashun to all aspirin' bewty qweens.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:49 am

oiv stolen back all tha rum!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:55 am

anthrobabe wrote:oiv stolen back all tha rum!


Uh, careful there. Oi moight ave been too schlockered to stumble to the head, so a couple of dem bottles moight be filled wit "recycled rum" if ye knows whut oi mean.


O' course some a tha fishmongers down at the docks seems ta loike it. Oi sells it for 3 cronans a point and calls it PirateGuy Ripple.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:57 am

oil 'recycle ye rum' ye blaggart
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Postby black bart on Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:16 am

Arrrrrrr, it be hard ta know where the beard ends an the Post Apocalyptic future begins:

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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:22 am

Oi think oi see jesus in thtat hair pile.
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