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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:53 am

YArrrrr...

Oi be with ye Pieces. How about an article written in complete Pirate Speak?
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:54 am

Ye could pretend ta be Borat Johnson.
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:55 am

Har har! Anchors aweigh! Let's pitarize em! They sound ripe fer it!

(I still double, nay, triple, dares ye ter respond ter the rools thread with a mighty out of bounds, Image)

but preps best not eh?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:57 am

Roight.
Oi soigned out an went wreckonoiterrrin ter foind these tarrrgets:

Piracy :fsm_yarr:

Intelligent Design :fsm_yarr:

Flying Spaghetti Monster :fsm_yarr:

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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:06 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Roight.
Oi soigned out an went wreckonoiterrrin ter foind these tarrrgets:

Piracy :fsm_yarr:

Intelligent Design :fsm_yarr:

Flying Spaghetti Monster :fsm_yarr:

Witch one should we starrrt wiv, lads and lasses?


Some people use a purported belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarianism as a thinly-veiled attempt to mock Christianity by reducing it to the level of an invented religion like Pastafarianism.


Those people hoffend my beleefs! Oi say FSM.
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:07 am

Hof course they realise this means war? (Ter quote Bugs Bunny)

Richard Dawkins uses the flying spaghetti monster in his book The God Delusion attacking belief in God. Some people use a purported belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pastafarianism as a thinly-veiled attempt to mock Christianity by reducing it to the level of an invented religion like Pastafarianism.
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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:09 am

We should add something like.

'Unlike hestablised western religions which hoffend every other beleef'
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:10 am

Mind you....

This article is about maritime piracy. For software, copyright and trademark piracy see Copyright Infringement.
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Piracy is defined by the International Maritime Bureau (IMB) as: "an act of boarding or attempting to board any ship with the intent to commit theft or any other crime and with the attempt to or capability to use force in the furtherance of that act,"[1] while the International Maritime Organisation (IMO) defines it as: "illegal acts of violence or detention acts committed on the high seas, or outside the jurisdiction of a coastal state, for private ends by private ship against another private ship," which is in concordance with Article 101 of the United Nations (UN) Law of the Sea.[2] The distinction is subtle but important, as the UN law allows many piratical acts which occur within national waters to be classed as armed robbery, rather than piracy.
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:12 am

DaveL wrote:We should add something like.

'Unlike hestablised western religions which hoffend every other beleef'


Shall pyrates stand by and see His (hallowed by His noodly) name made a larffing stock?

:worship: :fsm_float:
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:22 am

Oi suggests we gets out arrr quills and commences ter ritin a pair a graf ov arrr sumone notices, loike.

Then, we moves on to thee ID hentry.

Then, we hits Piracy. Yarrr! Thee pen [er, mouse] be moightier than thee cutlass!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:13 pm

Arrrrrr...

Noice plan Pieces. Oi suggests we register slowly, without raisin' too many eyebrows. They'll suspect us in we register in one big hit.

Maybe we need to post a few dummy entries to throw 'em off the scent.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:15 pm

I suggest I use my superior infirtration skirr to modify discriminatory and offensive conservapedia articre. I do so to avenge honour of Frying Spaghetti Monstah sama!!!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:09 pm

Yarr MM , Oi loike the sounds 'ove it...thay wount suspeck Ye , ND and PG to be spies....yarr yarr yarr .
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:18 pm

Har har! Here be another gem.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Global_Warming

'Global Warming Now World's Most Boring Topic’ [19]

The need to fight "global warming" has become part of the dogma of the liberal conscience. [20]

Clearly, "global warming" is a tempting issue for many very important groups to exploit. ... dealing with the threat of warming fits in with a great variety of preexisting agendas [like] dissatisfaction with industrial society (neopastoralism), ... governmental desires for enhanced revenues (carbon taxes), and bureaucratic desires for enhanced power. [21]


Yaar! I be with ye Captain Dave. We sneaks up on em like, with our daggers tween our teeth, very quiet like. Today I did create a log-in. Just you give the word matey!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:56 pm

Yarrr!

I consulted wiv thee "CONSERVAPEDIA COMMANDMENTS"
oooooo -- all in caps, loike, ter put thee fear o' God an Dubya inter ye!
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Oi dint see nuffink against ritin in pyrate speeke.

As long as we curtail our fowl cussin, don' hinsult or take thee name ov their Lord in vayne, an' refrain from spillin' grog on thee pages, oi finks we'll be hokay. Oi soigned up wiv thee name ov a patron saint o'sailors. (Oi dint foind no patron saints ov pyrates, witch seams ter be a hoversoight.)
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