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Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Postby DaveL on Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:34 am

YArrrrr...

When we get a decent troll over in Serious, we'll send the whole Pirate flotilla over there after 'im.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:20 am

Aargh, I suggest we send PG up in the crows nest. That way the blaggard cannae steal all our rum!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:42 am

Foine boi me. Oi've gotta couple of points of rum stashed up there anyway.
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Postby black bart on Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:22 am

When be our next raid me hearties...or as we scared all the landlubbers orf?
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:48 pm

scared em or converted em one
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:19 am

Oi has an oidea. Whut aboot we lead a pirate raid on lots of other websoites, an' try te get inna the news, like Anonymous, those raiders agains' scientology?

Oi can pickchure it now:
"In recent days, pirate members of the Flying Spaghetti Monster forums have been waging war against, well, everything. With such names as 'Cap'n Turtlehead, Black Bart, Mad Willyum Bonney and PirateGuy', these gallant rogues have certainly put pirates on the map."

Aargh!
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Postby tanguerra on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:59 am

Aaargh!
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby tanguerra on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:04 am

Here be one. What a lot o rubbish! Har har har!

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=675
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:05 am

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Oi has an oidea. Whut aboot we lead a pirate raid on lots of other websoites, an' try te get inna the news, like Anonymous, those raiders agains' scientology?

Oi can pickchure it now:
"In recent days, pirate members of the Flying Spaghetti Monster forums have been waging war against, well, everything. With such names as 'Cap'n Turtlehead, Black Bart, Mad Willyum Bonney and PirateGuy', these gallant rogues have certainly put pirates on the map."

Aargh!


Arrrrrrr, but them anonymoos be roight andy wit tha keybaarrd and mice. Me thinks arrr fellers moit not fare se well.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:08 am

Son 'ove a ! .... Oi herd a rumoor abowt sech rools ... so thay do egg cyst ....
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Postby black bart on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:11 am

tanguerra wrote:Here be one. What a lot o rubbish! Har har har!

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=675


I did read all o that afore I started but I was sittin in the Admiral Benbow wiv a flagon o rum punch and f*** me if I didn't forget it all!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:42 am

Oi has a e'en better oidea!
We raid wikipedia! The buggers'll let anywun post!

An' we could raid the scientology forums, an' git onna the news!
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Postby DaveL on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:22 am

How about a raid on Conservapedia? Some other forums dudes I know have spammed the bejeebies out of it.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Oi thinks this will gives yer a snippet of what we could produce :)

Heterosexuality involves union between two members of the opposite gender. It is the natural way that human beings and most animals reproduce. Heterosexual attraction is natural; that is, men for women, and women for men.


Or this little gem!

Guns are shown to be highly effective at deterring crime and protecting the gun owner. Police officers often use guns to enforce the law, except in some countries where the police are not armed. It is debatable whether unarmed police can properly protect citizens from gun-wielding criminals, as they must wait for the arrival of specialist firearms officers before being able to act.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:40 am

Yarrr! Oi am all for raidin' Conservapedia! They can only 'ang, draw an quarterrrr us once!

Name thee ConservaShip an let's foire a volley! Yarrr!
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:49 am

DaveL wrote:How about a raid on Conservapedia? Some other forums dudes I know have spammed the bejeebies out of it.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

Oi thinks this will gives yer a snippet of what we could produce :)

Heterosexuality involves union between two members of the opposite gender. It is the natural way that human beings and most animals reproduce. Heterosexual attraction is natural; that is, men for women, and women for men.


Or this little gem!

Guns are shown to be highly effective at deterring crime and protecting the gun owner. Police officers often use guns to enforce the law, except in some countries where the police are not armed. It is debatable whether unarmed police can properly protect citizens from gun-wielding criminals, as they must wait for the arrival of specialist firearms officers before being able to act.


Those were both written by the great Aztec god 'Walkatoplanktl'.
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