Oi'd loike ter take this hopportunity ter say oi am henjoyin thee contest. It be noice not ter be shreeked at, hinsulted, threatened wiv death, an ovver abuses, all fer thee hi crimes o' tryin ter cooperate wiv thee hathoritees.
DaveL, ye be a gentilman an a pyrate, an oi considers hit a 'onor to sail in yer fleet.
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pyrate script: oi receeved thee broibe -- er -- honorareeum fer complimentin ye in publick, DaveL.
There be more floury prayze ware that came from iffen hit be needed in future. Just send thee usual amount o' cronans wiv a messenger.
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin