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tanguerra wrote:decided to light a cigar, thus setting off a small explosion quickly followed by a fire in the back row and necessitating a visit from the Portsmouth Fire Brigade.
The Black Spot wrote:The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)
By our showbiz correspondant: Sicko Fant
Welcome one and all to this, the 158th Jim Lad Award Ceremony. Here, in the sumptuous surroundings of the Portsmouth Municipal Hall, the cream of Portsmouth's piratical society has gathered for a glittering night.
As I look around me, I am amazed by the wealth of piratical talent that is gathered here under one roof this evening. Over there, that wizened old chap gumming a fishhead - that must be Black Bart! And there - that shiny head could only belong to Walktheplank! Oh look - over there is a huge hairy man in a charming little pink number!
There are many categories for us to get through this evening, and plenty of acceptance speeches. And so, as Mayor Keith Liversausage takes to the stage to present the awards, we start this years JimLad awards!
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