A loud BOOM! echoes throughout the hall as a man-sized cannonball crashes through the back wall. Pirates of all descriptions grab for their guns.
The cannonball, strangely, splits apart in the middle, leaving a figure hurtling towards the stage. The figure unfolds and reveals himself to be Cap'n Turtlehead! He gives a roguish grin, and every female in the room swoon and wave admirably to the Cap'n. He points two grappling hook guns, one at the top left corner of the massive hall, and the other at the roof. Flicking a switch, the one aimed at the corner retracts, swinging the great Cap'n in a wide circle around the room.
Once the swing reaches the stage, he lets go and careens towards the podium. With an incredibly awesome matrix-like landing, he's driven across the stage. When he grinds to a halt, he gets up majestically and stands at the podium, leaving an awestruck Mayor Liversausage reaching for a piece of paper and a pen to get an autograph.
"AARGH! Oi'd loike te be put up for te 'Mos' Dramatic Moment'. If that wud be okey dokey wit' ye guys."
Almost immediately the crowd erupted in cheers and catcalls. Auntie Blackbeard, Pieces o' Nine and Tanguerra all rushed to the stage, trying to get a piece of the handsome pirate. Tanguerra even threw her underwear at him.
The Black Spot took to the podium again, as Cap'n Turtlehead descended the stairs, and headed to a seat. The entire crowd parted for him. The Black Spot raised a hand and called for silence.
"Well, we got Cap'n T then, who be nex'?"
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.