The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Tue May 08, 2012 6:08 am

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oi nivver hexpekted this me hearties :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Oim not normallee a blubberer but if ye onlee knew thee year oiv had of it...thee barnacle scrapin...thee peg leg rot...thee writers block wot kept me from finishin alf me tales (cheers from thee audience)...

:cry: :cry: :cry: Somewun give me a tissue...

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er...that looks fermiliarrgh! :cry:

Thee drinks be on Roy.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue May 08, 2012 5:40 pm

Arrrrrrr bart... giv it a brake... we all nose Bart Hindustries be the worlds biggest sirplyer ov crocodile tears... but seerishly, ye art a deezurving winna. Ye arnt 'alf as sucksinked wiv ye werds as me. Oi'll 'ave ta get me one o' them dickshunairie thingies an' keep hoanin' me werd skilz.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu May 10, 2012 7:27 am

Have we run out of Hawards?...lookin at thee amount o Rum left at thee Bar I don't think so.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby daftbeaker on Thu May 10, 2012 5:10 pm

black bart wrote:Have we run out of Hawards?...lookin at thee amount o Rum left at thee Bar I don't think so.

There's rum left? *hic*
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 10, 2012 5:15 pm

There be stacks ov henvelopes wif nommynashuns writ on'em just waitin' t'be hopened...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 10, 2012 5:21 pm

^ Be thar one wiv THEE BEST PYRATE WENCH'S KNORKS on it?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 10, 2012 10:14 pm

* cap'n pieces o' nine suddenly perks up *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 11, 2012 8:30 am

Arrrr Cap'n pieces... even tho ye 'aven't flashed 'em Oi recken ye shud 'ave thee Golden Nipple fer THEE BEST PYRATE WENCH'S KNORKS fer been a gud sport.

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1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
Bailey's® Irish cream
Add goldschlager and butterscotch schnapps to a 1 1/2 oz. shot glass. Fill with bailey's irish cream and serve.

Oi recken we gets a few o'them inta yer we moight yet get a fav'rable wardrobe malfuncshun...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 11, 2012 12:08 pm

Ye wreckons wrong. :haha:

Oi feels that thee knork be a gender-nootral himplement, so there should be sevral outrajus nommy knees fer thee Jim Lad in this cat a'gory.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri May 11, 2012 4:21 pm

Arrrr but Cap'n pieces thar be knorks... an' thar be KNORKS... an' thar be moobs. Now Oi'd recken on a few foine sets of either b'tween thee votin' panel but Oi recken thee magoritty ov thee votes wud be fer thee secund hinterpratashun... nort thee set ye got frum Walmart.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Mon May 14, 2012 10:45 am

Now look ere...there aint an haward for knorks. sporks or florks...tis all a load o balonee made up by thee Royal Navy ta ridicool us Pirates...

The next haward be "Thee Most Long Winded Postings".

and thee nominees be:

Roy Hunter
Royston Hunter
Royston Fotheringhay Hunter
Roy McHunter
Roylana Hunter
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 14, 2012 2:54 pm

* backstage, thee emcees flip through thee list ov oyrates wot aint hannounce't a hawarrrghd, nommy nated a hawarrrghd, or --AHEM-- won a hawarrrghd t'keep thee festivities movin smoove, loike *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 17, 2012 5:00 pm

Cap'n pieces twuld happear there all stage-fryted, too drunk or nort fust on thee nomyknees. Per'aps a fethasord deul... larst won standin' takes the proize? Be gud fer a larf at this point in proseedin's.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Fri May 18, 2012 6:53 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Cap'n pieces twuld happear there all stage-fryted, too drunk or nort fust on thee nomyknees. Per'aps a fethasord deul... larst won standin' takes the proize? Be gud fer a larf at this point in proseedin's.
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Ye be opin thee girls from Madame Fifi's be hinvolved no doubt. :lech:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 18, 2012 12:06 pm

Arrrgh, there be no hawarrrghd fer pay-tronoisin thee wenches hat Madame Fifi's!
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