The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:48 pm

* opens henvelope wiv teef *

An thee winner is...

* pauses dramatically *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:24 pm

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:17 pm

* stage whispers *
Roland, be a deer an reade this afore they starrrght throwin' grog bottils!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:23 am

...Nef Yoo BlackBeard! Congratulations Nef Yoo, on being thee most incompre'esible poirate. Wot 'ave ye got ter say fer yerself?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:22 am

[a heckler up back yells 'don't ma'er wot 'e sez 'twill be... incompre-hensybil!']
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:32 am

Arrrgh I don't believe it...not Nef Yoo again! Remember ta give im an explodin lollypop.

an next on thee list of glitterin prizes be "thee Beste Pyrate Hinsult"

an thee nominess in this hever popular categoree be:

black bart (nivver heard of him)
daftbeaker
DavidH
Mad Willyum Bonney
pieces o'nine
Ravi Oli
Roland Deschain
Roy Hunter
skyweir
Ubi Dubius

To remind our audience of thee level of hintensitee of this years hinsults, here be a scene resultin from Ravi Oli tellin Roy Hunter somethin about thee size of his cutlass wot didn't go down well:

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:20 am

...and while the judges are thinking about it I'm off to thee Hinsults thread to get a last entry in...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:12 pm

Arrrgh! Hit be toime fer a quick run t'thee bar.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:24 pm

You run like a woman! Oh, sorry, wrong thread...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:39 pm

Bartender! Oi'd loike ter put a round fer all thee nommy knees on Roy's tabbe.

* muses to self on thee straynge co-insidents that Bartender and Bart Industries starrrght wiv thee sayme letters *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 1:30 am

H'excuse me. Thees 'eer nominatiuns 'as bin subjekt ter a nid and a wonk if uer get me meenin'.

Yer left owt sum important poirates, loik, The Most Silent Wun Cap'n Lord Lordy Lordy-Treadmill
fer h'example.

Oi kawls fer doin' ther nominaytiuns agin'. 'an no wun kan nominaty anywun twyce.

Anyway, Oi lost ther h'evelop containin' ther wiinnerr wot BB h'innsisted Oi look after.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:02 am

Oi Cap'n Griff... ye post'd thart nomynachun abowt 6mths ago along wiv thee rest. Oi'd hasume ye dint pay thee hapropriat bribes... erm... nomynachun fees?
Anyhowse not awl are yet privy ta thee hawards wot will be handed out... so keep yer 'at on... Oi'm sure thar'll be many a tear an' tantrum afore thee night tis ova.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:12 am

Alright, alright settle down in thee front row an stop spillin yer rum punch.

Whilst all this blatherin has been goin on thee judges ave been ard at work siftin through thee hinsult thread and here be thee result in reverse horder:

Third place: Cap'n Roy wiv thee splendid: Yer toenails left ye for another man!

He gets three months supply of Fish Head Stoo (courtesy of Bart Industries plug, plug).

Second Place: Black Bart wiv the sharp witted and yet scurvyfied: Ye looks very at ome on thee poop deck!

Bart gets two months supply o Fish...hang on a mo... :furious:

But thee winner an proud owner of thee 'Jim Lad' be: drum roll please...

Cap'n Ravi Oli wiv the searin: Arrr ye looks an' sings loike a siren.... an air raid siren thart be!

Speach...we demands a speach.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:28 am

Aarrrrrrrr!! A gong... an' 'ere's me neva wun nort more'n thee odd chook raffle. Thankee awl ye who voted even wen it wasted good drinkin' toime.
The insult tis second nachur to thee poirates of Oz an' we keeps the best ov 'em fer ower mateys. Oi 'ave ta say tis an 'onor ta 'ave slagged off with some of thee best... so sharpen thy wits an' tungs fer thee next yearrrrrs contest.

PS bart yor complimentry 'sample' keg o'Bundy Rum is on its way.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:22 pm

Congratulations on thee prize, Ravi. Oi loikes ter see losers winnin' at last. :haha: (You know oi only be jokin', don't ye? Don't ye?)
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