The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

[Griffin]

Aaargh! H'it be a rum deel wen wun 'as ter nominate wunself..

The Most Silent Wun
Cap'n Lord Lordy Lordy-Treadmill

- anywun else bin as silent ov'er the last yeer?

An Oi rekkon that Jim Lad haward 'av come from Aaaaaaargh-Bay.

[black bart]

Aaargh! H'it be a rum deel wen wun 'as ter nominate wunself..

The Most Silent Wun
Cap'n Lord Lordy Lordy-Treadmill

- anywun else bin as silent ov'er the last yeer?

An Oi rekkon that Jim Lad haward 'av come from Aaaaaaargh-Bay.

Yarrgh I nominaytes me First mate...he be always doin silent but deadly ones on his watch!

[pieces o'nine]

Hinducktive/Deducktive Logick Hawarrrghgd

Oi nommy nates Roy Hunter fer 'is himpeckable performance in Invalid Assumption.

[Roland Deschain]

Hinducktive/Deducktive Logick Hawarrrghgd

Oi nommy nates Roy Hunter fer 'is himpeckable performance in Invalid Assumption.

Oi be secondin' this one, me hearties.

[black bart]

I watched the film "The Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists" at the Cinema and I'm sure they stole our Jim Lad Award idea as the basis for the entire film!

Anyway when do we actoooallee dish these awards out...I has been workin on me Long winded Haceptance speach for four months now!

[daftbeaker]

Anyway when do we actoooallee dish these awards out...I has been workin on me Long winded Haceptance speach for four months now!

Have you got any further than 'Thank you'?

[black bart]

[Roland Deschain]

Anyway when do we actoooallee dish these awards out...I has been workin on me Long winded Haceptance speach for four months now!

Have you got any further than 'Thank you'?

[black bart]

[Ravi Oli]

Have you got any further than 'Thank you'?

Arrrrr E's troid but 'e gags after them tharrrr werds...

[pieces o'nine]

The Jim Lads be a floatin 'ollydaye, loike.

They be hobserved on thee furst week arfter the furst full moon arfter heaster, if oi remmemmers coreckly, so we may as well get starrrghted...

[black bart]

Arrrr...luverlee loik...

ahem, ahem

I shalle wivout delay get thee hinawgral Jim Lad Awards 2012 hunderway...

I would loik to thank thee Royal Navy fer missin me an me gyant shyppe on several hocashuns (pauses for laughter). Thee Hadmiral Benbow fer thee tireless provishun o vittles an grog. Thanks to Bart Hindustries for providin thee solid balsa wood replicas of thee Jim Lad Hawards...er....tis a mystery as to where thee horiginal Gold ones went Now I be not hexpectin to win an award this year (pauses for shouts of support)...but I opes thee judges are henjoyin thee sumptewhus hotel rooms provided for them by Bart Hindustries an ave had time to open thee hindividual brown paper parcels in thee bedside cabinet.

I would loik to take this hocashun to wish heveryone good luck...except fer Cap'n Jean Lafitte who is a roight blaggard an a froggy ta boot (whisper from stage right...Jean Lafitte was clapped in irons in a Jamaican prison last time we saw him). Now I hand ye over to thee presenter of thee first haward, lookin more gorgeous than me treasure chest wiv the lid open, dressed in a glitterin sequined number, tis none other than...

[Ravi Oli]

...Roland Deschain... though 'e culd ave shaved an' polished 'is boots fer thee grande hockasian. Wiv 'im is ower first co-host ov thee evanin', fresh frum 'er latest spa retreat at thee Guv'nor's pleasure [an' lookin' none thee betta fer it as usual], Miss...

[Roland Deschain]

Pieces O'Nine!

*whispers "Where's the bloody script?" *

[black bart]

thee nominashuns for thee 'mos incomprehensibill Pirate'

Ravi Oli
PoN
Mad Willyum Bonney
Nef Yoo BlackBeard

an thee thee 'mos incomprehensibill Pirate' haward goes to...