Walktheplank! Someone give a wig to the lad!
Walktheplank gets up from his seat, smiling gracefully as he saunters up to the stage.
The announcer cries:
Walktheplank, dressed tonight in full pirate regalia, with a burgundy wig, and only the best velvet eyepatch (proudly donated from Johnno's Thrift and Bobs) is the winner of the Most Long Winded Tale segment tonight. Give him a round of applause, lads!
He steps on to the stage, takes the award from Mayor Liversausage with a kiss, and begins his speech.
wow thanks everyone im really glad for winning this award oh wow this is amazing ive never won anything like this before in my entire life except for the spelling bee in grade prep when i spelt the word word right id like to thank everybody on my crew for this award an me ol mam bless her soul i really wish i hadnt given you the once over before setting out oh wow im going to go and have a great wig party n the ship when i get back oh wow thanks everyone oh
The speech goes on for a while, and concludes when everyone has already gone to sleep.
i cant say how much i appreciate this award, thanks everyone and have a safe sail home
Which is received to tumultuous applause.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.