The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby Treecosys on Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:05 pm

pieces o'nine -- hoo yooses bigge werdes fer no happerent reezin

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am

*Pieces stroad uppe to the stayge, pushin' rowdy blaggards outta thee waye. She snatches the Jim Lad orf thee podium an' delivvars anne overdrawne speech fullaa redyckyoolussly big werds, git orf thee stage an' makes backe to her seet*
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:00 am

Arrgh an now says Auntie BB we ave thee nominashuns for the most mysteriously gone missin an no one knows thee whereabouts of Pirate...I aint seen Walktheplank since I hadministered a course of leeches to im ta try an cure his baldness...any thee nominashuns be:

1. Walktheplank - Last seen tryin ta find the Lost Library of Long Windos in a bid ta cure his writers block (France, Spain, Portugal, Britain and Holland had all sent fleets ta try an prevent him gettin there!)

2. Mad Will Bonny - Has since reappeared but nobody knows wot the devil he were up to durin his long habpsence...he weren't learnin Hinglish that's fer sure!

3. The Black Spot - Rumoured to have ever mounting gambling debts and to be desperately tryin ta find Cap'n Cronan's Treasure...Last seen muggin people in thee ally behind thee Admiral benbow.

Captain RRR - Various sightins ave been reported from around thee globe wearin hever more exotic costumes. I suggests we kidnap Farfalla and threaten to ave her boiled in a tomato sauce hunless she reveals RRR's hexact postion.

Captain Cronan - Aint been seen since last St Swithins day (it rained for 40 days an 40 noights drownin thee hentire Portsmouth fleet) and we hopes ta keep it loik that.


and thee winner be...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:22 pm

Auntie BB tryes t'hopen thee envillope, but hit *appeeres* loike sumwun 'as steemed hit opin awlreddy an re-seeled hit. She casts a beedy oi hupon thee shifty mulletood, wot be skwirmin in theyre seetes (mebbe jest frum thee amount ov rum drunke, but hit still *lookes* suspishus an gilty!) an cawls out fer Detective Turtleholmes to haproache thee dy-esse, roight smarrrt-loike.

At first, DTH finks she be fingerrin 'im fer thee croime an commenses denoyin bein ennywares neere thee henvelopes, thee awarrrds, oar e'en thee awarrrds venyoo, but then 'e comes t'is senstses an stroides (a bit wobly) t' thee stayge t'tayke a closer looke hat thee heavy dents.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Meanwoiles, pieces be at thee barrr, puttin anuvver roun' ov drinkes on DTH's tabbe woile 'e be knotte lookin, an delivverin' sum bon-mot tidbittes frum 'er compleetely spontaneyuss fankyew speeche t'thee barrrtender. ('oo be a roight fetchin' doppilgungho ov ole Errol, an a possibull cannydayte fer cabbin bouy abored thee Mad Moggies Revenge.)
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:58 am

Oi 'as come uppe wit an antser fer ye, Auntie me ol' Jimlad! It not be Peeces, as ye wood fink, butte Knuckles O'Shuffle!

Oi kin telle becoz the fool lad's name be scrawled inne inke on thee lettarr! Knuckles, oi hexpect ta see ye in the lockup by next Autumm, unless ye slip me a cupla dubloons onna sly!

Oi leeve thee reel awarde gibbon ta ye, Auntie me ol' Chinahorse!
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:12 pm

Yarrr, lads an lasses! Wif awl thee hex site mint ov gettin noo titles an awl, we almos' missed thee anyule Jim Lad Awards! Oi be speechless at awl thee high-class pyrate garb, quaffyers an groomin' wot be swarmin thee venyoo tonight, 'ere in Portsmouth.

Get yerself a drink at thee barrrgh -- no pushin an shovin, now, theyre be enuff fer awl -- an tayke yer seats, smart-loike.

Will thee presenter(s) ov thee furst award plese mayke their way t'thee stage an announce thee cat & gories?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby Edd on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:10 pm

I yam hex-tree-muhlee pleezed to haf thee hahn-ner uv pre-zen-ting this yee-ears nom-in-knees fer thee Jim Lad Award in thee catty-gorry uv 'Displaying Ninja Stealth Skillz So Advanced That Everyone Believed They Had Gone Missing!'

An' thee nom-in-knees arrrrr....
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:37 am

In this categoree thee nominknees be:

Cap'n RRR: For disapeearin and then poppin up hunexpektid wiv a brimmin cup o tea onlee to tell ye he's bin livin in a phone box fer months.

Calico Jack: For flyin around thee poop deck an droppin a stealth bomb on me best overcoat.

Thee FSM Discussion Board Admins fer dispearin up their own shippin lanes fer months on end.

PG fer sneekin in hunexpekdid an stealin al our rum.

And thee winner is...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:00 am

* sound of envelope being ripped open with hook *

"An thee winner is ... Thee FSM Discussion Board Admins fer dispearin up their own shippin lanes fer months on end!"

* wild, raucous cheering erupts frum thee hall; Bart an pieces smash theyre tankards ov rum in a toast, spillin awl over nearby pirates; crumpled, dirty tricorns arrrgh tossed into thee aire wiv deloight *

"Come on up 'ere, lads an lasses! Ye've ernt yer award!"

...

* sound ov a hook tappin on thee myke *

"Yarrrgh! Be this on? Testing! Wun-Two-Three-testin."

...

"Yarrrgh, be there a Hadmin in thee venyoo? Ennywun seen a Hadmin?"

...

"Yarrrgh, hit seems that thee hadmins coodint be wiv us t'noight. Aunty Blackbeard will hacksept theyre award an stash hit in thee crow's nest."

* sound ov a hook tappin on thee myke *

"Attenshun, ye scurvy bagges o'guts! Arrrgh next cat&gory be fer thee most original Long-Winded Far-Fetched Tale ov thee Ocean. Thee nominknees arrrgh Black Bart fer Ye Beast with 5 Toe Nails; Roland Deschain fer A New Pirate an The Governmint foights baaarrrrggggghhhhhk; Black Bart fer Pride and Predjewdice and Halloween at thee Benbow; ..."

* loud objeckshuns from thee floore against Black Bart bein' nommy nated twyce, shoutin out other naymes including... *
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:02 am

Roy Hunter for his unlikely but hamusin tale about Detectives on the hunt for missin admins

and who could forget

Blackomina Georgina Elliot Bartolomi for 'The Pirate wot didn't Floss'.

...and the winner is...

(sounds of pistols going orf in thee background and shouts of 'Roy and Roland ave been shot'!!!!)
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:28 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wot did oi win !?

iz et a nu lolly ?
HANOVER ME PRIZ OR UM GUNNA RUN YA ALLS FRU !
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fank ye ye welkum
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:20 am

Aaargh well done Nef Yoo...it must be toim fer thee Jim Lads again.

What be thee categories?
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:02 pm

Oi suposes we cood ave anuvver larf at thee hadmins, but hit be loike shootin krakens inna barrel...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:42 am

I thought it wuz onlee Cap'n Ken Worley wot was hinterested in Capellini's Kraken.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:48 pm

Yarrrgh, that be troo.

'E shood 'ave a Jim Lad fer Russian in ware Monkeys feers t'tread...
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