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The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim Lads)

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:32 am

pieces o'nine wrote:* is compleately bemyoosed wif thee piteeyus shorrrght memries ov wot passes fer pyrates these dayes. Happarently Bart be reachin fer thee Jim Lad fer thee Best Long Winded Tale, when 'e alreddy pocketed that hawarrrghd way back on page 16. *

* taykes hadvantage ov thee general confyewshun t'mayke a quick run t'thee bar fer annuvver cone-yak *


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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

Thee Hackademy Awarrrghds fer Pyratickal Arrrghts be loomin on thee 'orizon. Starrrght spammin' thee Pyrates seckshun wiv yer beste hinsults, yer beste (oar wurst!) long winded tayles, yer moste hinspyrin' large cannon fotos, yer faverit pyratickal booze ressipeas, yer moste creative pit bull fotoshoppes(!), yer moste arrrght-rendin' poetry an songs, yer moste witty weevilisms an maggotisms,... even ye scurvy lot be gettin thee drift...

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:45 am

Aaarrrgh...I has reserved a table in thee front row so I can catch thee fallin stolen cutlery.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin on Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:45 am

Must remind meself, ther be the Globular Olympics or sum such soon. Anyways, anuvver chance fer me cabin bot ter get Best Award fer That Wich Cannot be Menchiuned. Er, I ment cabib boy. Cabin Bot wuld jest be daft.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:17 am

"That which cannot be menshund" be a noo category as far as I can remember...

Yours Black Bart, CBB, CEOBI, DITB

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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Griffin on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:59 am

black bart wrote:"That which cannot be menshund" be a noo category as far as I can remember...

Yours Black Bart, CBB, CEOBI, DITB

(Multi Haward winner o thee Jim Lads).


Aaargh! Sins h'it can't be menshiuened we cannot tel if it be new........... :confused:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:15 am

None o ye are makin any sense at all...as yewsyewal.
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:24 pm

...pieces slips in an steals - er - LIBERATES all the unclaimed Jim Lads...
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:13 am

...luckily thee real ones were melted down years ago...I knows nothin about that... :guilty:
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Re: The Annual Academy Awards Fer Piratical Arts (The Jim La

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:24 am

rrr

hokay...
wot I wind?
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