What be yer favourite Venganza Hangout?

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What be yer favourite Venganza Hangout?

Pirates of course, ye weevily scumbag
12
60%
Current Events - because we have more posts than ye
2
10%
Serious Discussion - coz Oi be a hopinionated wind bag
3
15%
World of Other Stuff - coz Oi can't understand Pirates
2
10%
Other - coz Oi have the collective intelligence of 2 coconut trees
1
5%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:37 am

Ye wooden't loike te slip and let that tree slip back inna it's uproight position loike an elastic band now, wouldya?
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:38 pm

Aaarggh! Be there any coconuts in the Turtlehead clan?
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:05 am

Jus' one.
Bu' oi gut stranded on a desert oisland an' 'ad to eat 'im.

There wuz a movie very loosely based on me. Eccept they changed ol' Coconuthead for some ball named "wilson". An' Tom Hanks isn't a pirate. Oh, and I was ne'er on an island without water or peeple. There was quite the nice tribe of people, who treated me loike a god. But then they tried to eat me. Another movie based on me. Pirates o' the Caribbean, I believe.
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Mate

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:04 am

Arrrr I was marooned by me crew some years ago. Terrible lonely I was until I fashioned meself a lovely mate out of a coconut:

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She had loverly blond hair and we made a foine couple.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby DaveL on Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:07 am

YArrrr...

It looks a bit like Brenda, only ye'd need a whole grove of coconuts to make one just like her.
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Postby tanguerra on Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:09 am

Now, ye see, where else can ye have such an hinteresting conversation about coconuts, than with a bunch o pirates? I asks ye.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:29 am

Aargh, ye couldn't find it anywhere else. Apart from wit' Tom Hanks.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:27 am

Yarrr, he be a good one fer long-winded tales o'the hoshun about mermaids, too.
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Postby DaveL on Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:29 pm

YArrrr...

Did 'Wilson' get an Oscar for his performance? Oi thought he outacted Tom Hanks by a good margin.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:28 am

DaveL wrote:YArrrr...

Did 'Wilson' get an Oscar for his performance? Oi thought he outacted Tom Hanks by a good margin.

AArgh! Mate, that not be harghd.
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Coconuts

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:22 am

tanguerra wrote:Now, ye see, where else can ye have such an hinteresting conversation about coconuts, than with a bunch o pirates? I asks ye.


Arrrrr...when ye be sharin a grog wiv Walktheplank, ye be grateful for a conversation about coconuts...most o the toim he sits thar in silence, playin wiv his wig, flickin the nits at ye and thinkin hard on his next Long Winded Tale!
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Postby The-evil-bucket on Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:39 pm

We be having a grand time up in our coconut trees thank ye very much!
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:52 am

Yaar Matey! Good fer you!

I dictated a fan letter to that Wilson. I thought he were not a bad lookin' fella, but I got no reply as yet. No manners at all, some of them coconuts.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:03 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re: Mate

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:19 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrr I was marooned by me crew some years ago. Terrible lonely I was until I fashioned meself a lovely mate out of a coconut:

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She had loverly blond hair and we made a foine couple.



Female Wilson is still seeking therapy for what she went through.
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