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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:23 am

Don' stand too close to im lads...

Now's thee toime ter back away slowly, loike...
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Re: Block

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:01 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:
black bart wrote:Arrrgh I has got Long Winded Tale Writers Block...or some sort o blockage anyways!


YARR! Bartie , Oi ear ye matey , tis diskergin , Oi still tryn to git thee Raging Queen back in thee water .

I think we be trying to hard to top ourselves Bart .
Oi've had a bunch ove replies composed , yet did not post becose I thaught thay wernt funny enuff ... or not written well ... or was too growtest ...
Oim gonna did up a few frum thee Benbow .


Me blockage as shifted matey an the Far fetched Tales ave been enrichened...Pirate Guy's turned into a wench!
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Re: Block

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:15 am

black bart wrote:Pirate Guy's turned into a wench!


Arrrr it wut noice ta be purrty fer a whoile, but na she gonnan turned me into this ere creature wut looks loike it moita been living in wunna Big Brendas folds.

Arrrr she be a witch Oi tellya. A witch!
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Witch

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:04 pm

Aaaargh, what be this I spies through me telescope:

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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:31 pm

Lads, don be fergettin that we has our own witches, an they shood be treated wiv respeck.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:38 pm

Damnit PON that be me first wife. She still ass me left testicle in that locket arund her neck. Oi wants it back!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:48 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Damnit PON that be me first wife. She still ass me left testicle in that locket arund her neck. Oi wants it back!

Many of me deevorsed frens ave turned to thee darrrk soide arfter separatin from a scurvy blaggarrrd, PG.

An my condolences on yer loss. But oi finks Hitler and Napoleon had a similar condishun, so ye has company.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:07 am

divorce does tend to turn a wench a bit sour
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:12 am

Followin AB around loike a puppy.

Arrrggghhhhh
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Shriveled

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:49 am

Arrrgh matey I has retrieved yer testikle from that witches pouch...it be a bit shriveled though:

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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:28 am

Arrrrrrr that bitch. Bart can ye stitch it back in fer me?
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