Fish Head stew commercial?

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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:22 am

tanguerra wrote:Yaar! I wonder if we shall ever see a cloned boneless fish head? What think ye Captain Bart? Be it on the agenda fer Bart industries in the near futurrre?


Arrrr...we could always use these buggers:

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Lampreys, yum...as long as ye don't die from a surplus of em like a certain King o Olde England.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Arrrrrr Bart. Ye should use hagfish slime in yer fishy foods. A single hagfish can turn five gallons of water to five gallons of slime in less than a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb2EOP3ohnE


Mmmmm that be lookin tasty.
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Postby black bart on Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:47 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Arrrrrr Bart. Ye should use hagfish slime in yer fishy foods. A single hagfish can turn five gallons of water to five gallons of slime in less than a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb2EOP3ohnE


Mmmmm that be lookin tasty.


Blimey...so that's what they've been puttin in the pork pies all these years :?

How in the name of Neptune's underpants does that happen?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:52 pm

Here be a squid wots heck-scapin from Bart Industries...
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:33 pm

Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Oi hears they're workin' on it over in the orient.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.



ARGH! I see ye be well versed in song there Cap'n T--- does ye wants to visits me ship fur a sings along one evenin.

I feds me crewe some o them thare pies and we dint 'ave enough slops bukets for 'em all-- but the tinned produkt be rite nice
not to eat mind ye
but to put in that cannons to bombard over ships
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:05 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:
Cap'n Turtlehead wrote:Oi hears they're workin' on it over in the orient.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.



ARGH! I see ye be well versed in song there Cap'n T--- does ye wants to visits me ship fur a sings along one evenin.

Aargh! Oi'd be deloighted te join ye fer a sings along one evenin'!

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:02 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:53 am

Rolly polly fish heads!
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Postby black bart on Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:22 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Here be a squid wots heck-scapin from Bart Industries...


Arrrrrrr, I'll take that in part payment o the 5 Squid yer owes me.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:37 pm

Oi dont fink oi owes ye nuffink.

Oi could starrrt charrrgin fer lissenin to yer long winded tales, ye weevilly ginger blaggarrrd. An speakin' ov witch, oi beleaves we're all waitin on hanovver hinstallment...?
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Block

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:57 am

Arrrgh I has got Long Winded Tale Writers Block...or some sort o blockage anyways!
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Postby anthrobabe on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:59 pm

prunes 'll fix ye rite up

stewed prunes-- prolem solved
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:14 am

anthrobabe wrote:prunes 'll fix ye rite up

stewed prunes-- prolem solved

Stewed prunes? Fish head stew? Oi smells hannover consipracy!
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Re: Block

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:12 pm

black bart wrote:Arrrgh I has got Long Winded Tale Writers Block...or some sort o blockage anyways!


YARR! Bartie , Oi ear ye matey , tis diskergin , Oi still tryn to git thee Raging Queen back in thee water .

I think we be trying to hard to top ourselves Bart .
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:34 am

Aargh, oi jus' realoised that PG's transformed inna Capellini!
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