Fish Head stew commercial?

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Fish Head stew commercial?

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:34 pm

I thought that this video might bring back warm memories of moms cooking for some of you.

I can just picture a knock kneed young black bart going out into the back yard in his knickers to water the fish heads growing in the garden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXA_pkfLso&feature=related
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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:47 am

Arrrrrgh...That be a harrrowin film from the maker's of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest'. Filmed from inside the Hospital for Recovering 'Fish Head Stew Syndrome' sufferers it gives a graphic account of the long fight against insanity born by the inmates.

Notice how some of the patients are clad in black bin liners. This is part of the Fish Head Stew desensitizing process in which patients are placed in bin liners full of stew...far worse than electric shock treatment.

The pitiful sight of Rows of Fish Heads being watered like plants shows how deep the psychosis of some of the patients is.

The song itself was written and performed by the Bart Industries sponsored 'HFRFHSS Hospital' Big Band.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:17 pm

I should have guessed that much.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:51 pm

Ye should know, Pirate Guy, that Black Bart has diversified 'is marketing hoptions and branched into Fishe Heade Pot Pies. He's been makin a killin, sellin 'em fer thee ot lunch program at Portsmouth Public Pirate School.

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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:14 pm

Oi'l be checking out my grocers freezer shortly. Mmmmmmmm.
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:09 pm

Yaaar they look a treat matey. Be they very cheap? Perhaps they be a good standby fer when Toothless Kate has been at the cooking sherry?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:15 pm

Yarrr, they be cheape, but yer spozt ter keep im frozen, loike. Oi don' fink BB will respond to lawsuits fer spoilage an pukin cabin boys iffen yer in a hunrefrigerated Mediterranean climate.

On the ovver hand -- or hook -- beggars can't be choosers is wot oi allus tells me crewe. (Oi also tells 'em chiggers can't be boozers.)
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:28 pm

Arrgh! Ye show great wisdom Admiral Pieces. And what does yer crew normally reply to that? Mine would probably look at me with some puzzlement and a slight air o suspicion were I ter put that question to em.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:33 pm

Thankee koindly.

Me crewe generally limits their replies to: "Aye aye! Cap'n Pieces ma'am!" "Nay, beggin yer pardon, Cap'n Pieces, ma'am." "Thankee verra much, but oi don' care fer anuvver Fishe Heade Pot Pie. Oi be quite full, Cap'n Pieces, ma'am."
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Postby tanguerra on Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:03 pm

Yaar! All right an proper as it should be too. I sometimes get "Oh no, not the shoes again!" from Sanchez, but mostly he's a good boy.
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Postby black bart on Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:22 am

Arrrr, I think the pies will be a great addition to Bart Industries stock. The best selling line so far has been the tinned stew:

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The reason why the tins ave been so popular is that no-one's hinvented the tin opener yet!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:33 pm

Yarrr, thee tinned Fishe Head Stew baint available in me local grocers, morrr's the pitee. Oi'll look fer hit next toime we be sailin in the ovver hemisfere.

That be a verra hy-quality packagin' tho. Must ave cost ye a groat or two fer thee hexcellent loikeness.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:09 am

Yaar! I wonder if we shall ever see a cloned boneless fish head? What think ye Captain Bart? Be it on the agenda fer Bart industries in the near futurrre?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:33 am

Oi hears they're workin' on it over in the orient.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:51 am

Arrrghh, oi be not approvin of fish head stew.
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