Memorable Pirate Numbers - Erin Brockovich style

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farfalla
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Postby farfalla » Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:17 am

2 - the number of pirates ( ^ and ^^) who have just proved they can't count because RRR was on the pirate thread TPBM Jan. 23rd

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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:59 am

1- A silly bugger that has just been proven wrong. (Me)
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Crocs

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:29 am

1:

Number of crocodiles with RRR in their bellies...it's an honorable fate...look at Cap'n Hook.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:03 am

40- The number of pirates eaten by the same ticky reptilian that ate Cap'n Hook.

On an unrelated note, arrgh, I was in me local shoppery an' I did see Cap'n Hook. He must'a escaped that dreaded alligator's belly, but it had ob-vee-oos-lee done sumfin to 'is head, 'cuz 'e was singin' to a bunch'a wee ones. Aaargh.
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Pirates

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:06 am

1 - Number of Pirate Posts in the week!

Where in the name o Neptune has everyone gone? :?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:41 am

2- The number of pirates that have posted in the pirate forum recently.

Looks loike it be just you an' me, black bart. An' maybe even DaveL. It be loike one of dem ghosty towns, in dem black 'n whoite filems.
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:53 am

10 - That's the time here. I have been unfurling some new writings at New Portsmouth.
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Ben Gunn

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:04 am

Arrrgh...I feels loik Ben Gunn...

Marooooooooned!

Anyone got any cheese?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:18 pm

152: The number of threads posted to during my hiatus.
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Postby ChowMein » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:50 am

Legion,

Readers glad to have ye bilge scum in 'ere .

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:14 pm

1- the only Saucy Gert Pettigrew in the universe

42- very important pirate number

151- number of chow mein noodles eaten per customer on an average night at the benbow

1/2- average number of sausages in a bun consumed per customer on an average night at Oz_Nicks place (and not because they are bad- they are simply HUGE-and almost no one can take a whole one, well 'cept Madam Fifi herself, but 'er gullet 'as been stretched a bit over the years)
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Postby DaveL » Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:43 pm

2 - That's the number of goldfish that have died in me fishtank in the last week.

2 - That's the number of toilet flushes resulting from the above.
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penicillin

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:01 am

83:

Number o toims Dave L's been in for penicillin! :wink:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:03 pm

136- The number of toimes Arntie B dragged the black pencil on mspaint down to make 'is beard.
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balls

Postby black bart » Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:31 am

1 The number o cannonballs a man can safely catch:

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