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Postby DaveL » Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:46 am

Magg-nificent!!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:32 am

Magg-net!
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:16 pm

maggoton
PRONUNCIATION: măg'ə-tŭn'
NOUN: abbr. MT A unit of explosive force equal to that of one million metric tons of 2NT (2nd instar).
OTHER FORMS: mag'go·ton'nage
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Postby DaveL » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:24 pm

Mag Number

is a dimensionless measure of relative pupation. Is is defined as the speed of a maggot hatching divided by the speed of flyspray:

MAG = p/s

Gillette Mag 3 - a saftey razor invented by Gillette, for maggots with facial growth.
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Cheese

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:29 pm

Arrr, I be gettin some o this stuff in for me next voyage:

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Maggot Cheese in Sardinia

Sheer ick-factor must go to the Sardinese who, whilst inheriting the Italian love of cheese, have gone to stomach-turning extremes. One of Sardinia’s national delicacies is a rotten cheese (_casu marzu_) infested with maggots – the worms themselves become full of cheese fat and are considered quite sumptuous.
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Postby DaveL » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:28 pm

Mmmmmm...cheese fat!

Yarrrr, maybe yer could serve them on yer next Pirate Airlines flight with a nice cracker and a shot of Captains Delight.
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Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:25 pm

MAGOLOMANIAC - A maggot who has seized abosolute power and ruthlessly exploits other maggots to his own ends. Famous maggot dictators include:

1. Fidel Botfly
2. George W. Housefly
3. V.I. Sandfly
and the widely depised
4. Adolph Tsetse
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Fly

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:36 pm

Fly-by-Nights the lot of them
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Postby DaveL » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:57 am

Wake up Maggie I think I've got somethin to say to you...(yarrr Oi may have said that one already)...

Ok here's another...

MAG-NET - A device used to attract Maggots that behave like compasses. Your maggot will always point north near a Mag-net.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:24 am

DaveL wrote:MAG-NET - A device used to attract Maggots that behave like compasses. Your maggot will always point north near a Mag-net.

Aargh! Ye jus' stole that wun offa me!
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Postby DaveL » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:11 pm

MAGG-AZINE A publication read by maggots during periods of extreme boredom, or during a coffee break. Popular Magg-azines include:

* The Insect Daily Times;
* Dung Pile Renovation Weekly;
* Life Beyond Pupation;
* Child Birth: The joy of laying 1 million eggs;
* Hanging Tough - being upside down on a ceiling and loving it;
* The Rotting Carcass - food, food and more food!

Concentration of Maggazine ownership is increasing in the hands of one blowfly, Mr Rupert Magdoch.

(Edit: Pieces already mentioned maggazines)
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:34 am

DaveL wrote:(Edit: Pieces already mentioned maggazines)


Yarrr, but thee blight ov infestashun by wun Mr Rupert Magdoch canna be ovverstated.
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:43 am

Maggo-gin Airlines---run by maggots that ain't pupated yet
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Postby Tiddles the Evil » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:00 pm

Wow,

Any creature that can lay a million eggs may get gainful employment at Bart's cloning facility.
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