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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:14 pm

Move the thread you scurvy scheister bastard!
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:18 pm

Arrrrr...tis not the thread wot needs movin...it be these buggers:

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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:22 pm

Yarrrrr...

Maggots are an integral part of Piratical cuisine matey (just ask Chow Mein). It be stayin' right where it is.

Now where were we?

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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:24 pm

Go on Dave...baninate the blaggard! he's full of S****...er, maggots.
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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:32 pm

Only if he keeps the Rick Astely link. Argghh...it brings back bad memories of Kylie, Jason Donovan and all that Stock Aitken Waterman produced filth.

Shame on ye PG!
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:02 pm

Aye matey...it was nearly as bad a shock as the time when someone sent me a message called 'PRAWN'...I clicked on it just as the boss came in...it set off a really loud sound file shouting out "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORN OVER HERE!" :?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:22 pm

DaveL wrote:Only if he keep the Rick Astely link. Argghh...it brings back bad memories of Kylie, Jason Donovan and all that Stock Aitken Waterman produced filth.

Shame on ye PG!



There is no emototicon for which to express my joy in the fact that I rick rolled the immortal DaveL. Most people don't even like to admit it. I shall have perma-grin for days.

It's really not enough, but I guess Mr. green will have to do.

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black bart wrote:Aye matey...it was nearly as bad a shock as the time when someone sent me a message called 'porn'...I clicked on it just as the boss came in...it set off a really loud sound file shouting out "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING PORN OVER HERE!" Worried


Its not that bad. I once had a friend who received an email with a link. He clicked on it and it led to a page that completely locked up his computer. The page had gay porn and the speakers blasted "Hey look at me, I'm watching gay porn" over and over again. Unfortunately he was in one of the university computer labs at the time.


Dave, it could have been worse. I could have sent you to meatspin.com. Every time I get tricked into clicking that link I end up laughing so hard that I make it through like 60 spins. I know that that shouldn't be funny, but somehow it is. According to the website this makes me officially gay, but oh well.
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:28 pm

You have got a Crab fetish though matey!

Tis very unusual that. One o me crew members had a Lobster fetish once...the scientific name be "Lobsterisimus Bumakissimuss!"
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:33 pm

No. Maybe the crabs just have a PirateGuy fetish. I throw out a chicken neck on a string and they just gravitate towards me. I guess its just animal magnetism. I can't help it.
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Postby The Black Spot on Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:56 pm

Arrr... the last person I knew 'oo 'ad crabs on 'is tongue were Old Carpetburn Murphy. 'Ad terrible trouble with 'is knees, 'ee did.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:30 pm

PirateGuy wrote:No. Maybe the crabs just have a PirateGuy fetish. I throw out a chicken neck on a string and they just gravitate towards me. I guess its just animal maggotism. I can't help it.


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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:59 am

'Someday I'll fly away...'
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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:53 am

'The answer my friend is blow flying in the wind...'
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Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:02 am

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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:30 am

YArrrr...

Oi should think so! Speshially after posting that link ye blaggard!

Just for that - here's a mushy Randy Crawford Maggot song for ye.

'I'll fly away, oh glory,
I'll fly away
When I die, hallelujah, by and by (or is that fly and fly?)
I'll fly away'
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