Dave, I hereby award you with the award for the most consecutive responses to a thread that you yourself created.
Moreover, this is in no way pirate discussion, and just another attempt to up the pirate thread and post count.
You are a blatant cheater! This thread should be moved to "Miscelaneaous Discussion". You have the power and we see mods move threads all the time.
Just because you feel most comfortable with the pirates doesn't mean that you can't come hang out with us "normals" every now and again. We won't bite nor steal your rum. (okay, I will steal your rum).
You know what you must do. I'll wait here.
"Live larvae and pupate"