Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !

[The Black Spot]

Arrr... on me own ship, we has a "figurehead o' the week". 'Ooever annoys me the most gets 'imself skinned, stuffed, an shoved up on the prow o' the ship.

In recent weeks we've 'ad a double glazing salesman, a telemarketer, an' some bloke 'oo sat next to me in the cinema eatin' a box o' sweets with noisy crinkly wrappers.

I's not sure yet about 'oo it's goin to be next week, but things don't look too clever fer that bloke 'oo farted in the Post Office.

[black bart]

Arrrgh, that be a Far fetched Tale if hever I heard one...ye'll be tellin me Walktheplank has hinterchangeable wigs on his prow next!

[Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag]

I captain the HMS Jolly Hamster that makes bearth of the coat of Nova Scotia in the Port of Maitla...I mean..Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

ARRRRGH! Tanguerra and the Purple Primrose , Dan of the Weeping Pustule and others seem to be out viking .

[PantyGnawer]

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum

[ChowMein]

Me Owww , opps, oi meen ARGH !

Thee fleet wishes ta bestow upon Cappin Dan it's condolentsez over his loss ove thee Weeping Pustule .
We aweight ta 'ear thee detales ove its gloryus demise .

Given Cappin Dan's heroic butchurin' ove highwhining an' Englush , thee obligatory court marrshul proceedings will be ignord .

Congratulashuns apon his recint theft ,oi meens procurement of Thee Eunice.

Happy sales to thee , Cappin Dan !

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Oi sekondde thee conne gratty lashuns!

Oi be Tiggaarrgh, Navvy-gataarrgh & Chief (thatte bee Chief Lay-abowt, ov corse! ) ov the 'Charlie'.

Her figgaarrgh-hed bee ay hunikorn; butte notte ay hinvizzy-bull onne!

She baint gonne ter sea yette onne acownt ov Oi 'as ay faux-beer abaht salt warter!

Oi uses 'er 'fer pillagin' land-locked cittes loik Canberra. She be reel meen in ye olde shoppinge centres!

'Ere bee mee showin' Cap'n Helvalia thee soights!

[ChowMein]

Argh!

Thet muss be thee mos' beayooootyfull shup thet oi has eever set me oys apon !

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Arroha (an' one freshe mahi-mahi) bruddah CW!! ta awfy fer da kynde wur-uds 'baht da Weeping Pustule..alla sore-deed de-taylez uv dat hun-4tuna-8 eggs-carp-aid kin bee founde inne "Far-Fetched Tales.."..summers arahnd mid-late Occy-t'bear uv ought-ate, oi b'leeve..'n' da Eunice bee da epic-kine shippe, noe doot..(fer yez wot noe wanna wayde fru alla Whynglish, 'er Whyan name bee Mokulele Hehena=crazy, fast shippe..Eunice wuz alla letters wot woode fitte onna sterne-plate )

Tiggaarrgh! ozzum shippe yez gotte tharr..anna loively-kine croo hitte 'peares, too! betcha da een-habby-tantes uv da Aye Sea Tea bee onne der bes' bee-have-yourzz wen yoore croozeeng C'berra..

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

AVASS YE MATEYS!

oim be dreedid buckaneer nefyooBB an now oi be sailin me Goodeshuplollypoppe
rrrrr

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Not a bad name for a ship, Nef Yoo, but I'm worried about your crew...

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh! Eh cuppill ov dem happears t'be plannin myootinny, fo reals!

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

AUE! Nef Yoo--runne awee, runne awee!! yer crewe's nuffink butte grrlz an' moot-innie iz da leaste uv wot dey bee plottygne*

* furzzt dey gonna wan' noo houtte-fyttes, chooz, an' hayre-thingummiezz...& then jyint 'attes..ye'll 'aveta plunder alle day, ebberie day t'keepe 'em alle kyute 'n' cheeryble, marrgh-k mye wurdz!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

AAARGH! Dat wun orn the bottom roight looks loike Bride O' Chucky!

[black bart]

Arrrgh...I'd larf if it weren't givin me nightmares!