YYAAAARRRGGGGEEEE! i be a pirate.

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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:09 pm

Arrrrr matey...ye be as mad as a bag o frogs. If ye has gone an called yer ship's cat 'Satan' ye be followin in the footsteps o Cap'n Dave L who already has an evil cat called 'Tiddles'.

I hadvises ye to go an visit the good Aunty Blackbeard what will cure ye of all yer woes.
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Postby Scurvy Dog on Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:21 am

Never in all me days has I heard a pirate say "YYAAAARRRGGGGEEEE!"
'N' Oi've sailed all the seven seas, 'n' seen things 'at would scuttle yer senses.

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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:46 am

YArrrrrr...

It be true, Tiddles will have yer cat for 'Moggy Yum-Cha' i.e., In small pieces with some nice Jasmine tea.
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:17 pm

Ye has a leader called Stan? Doesn't sound very piratey.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:59 pm

Oi is seein' that you 'avn't 'eard aboot ol' Cap'n Stan the Pirate Man, of the land o' rhyme.
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:16 pm

Arrr 'ee sounds like a watery version of "Dan Dan the Sh*t house Man" 'oo were in many a rhyme when I were a nipper.
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rhymes

Postby black bart on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:31 am

Arrrrr...in my day we had proper rhymes...

...sorry, wrong thread!
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Postby DaveL on Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:16 am

YArrrrrrr...

Does Stan live in Nantucket?
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Postby russianfool20825 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:32 am

In me fine days o' sailin', I have heard a pirate sey "Yaaaarrrrgeee". He was seyin' the usual "Yaaaaarrrggg", righ' as the peg leg me matey was fastenin' to his leg shot out (bein' all slippery from the sea water he'd washed it in) and hit 'im square in the groin. We couldn' fin' a peg leg small enough for 'im, if ye knows what I mean. :(
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Round

Postby black bart on Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:53 am

Arrrrrrrr....I had a similar hexperience matey. As I was about ta shout out 'It's my round' in the Admiral Benbow t'other night, I noticed me peg leg had come loose and as I bent down ta sort it out loik, I lost all track o time as I saw a vision o Cap'n Cronan in the skirtin board...by the toim I had recovered me poise...it was closin toim!
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Re: Round

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:28 pm

black bart wrote:As I was about ta shout out 'It's my round' in the Admiral Benbow t'other night, I noticed me peg leg had come loose and as I bent down ta sort it out loik, I lost all track o time as I saw a vision o Cap'n Cronan in the skirtin board...by the toim I had recovered me poise...it was closin toim!


I remembers that yer tight bugger. Two days later ye were walkin' around wi' a glazed expression on yer face saying "He did! He did kick me up the arse!"
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:50 am

ARRRRRRRRGH! I be a pirate ! ARRRRGH!
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Postby black bart on Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:08 am

Arrrgh...Oh Crikey...it's time for Bishop Brennan's annual visit to Portsmouth! :?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:08 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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