Y'aarrr!! This be me favorite shanty o' th' true modern pirate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNuCfD5bICQ
Cap'n Cronan musta been on that ship!!
Y'aarrr!
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Modern Pirate Shanty
by Scurvy Dog on Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:43 am
Bloody Sam Bonney be I
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National Health
by black bart on Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:43 pm
Harrrr...excellent matey. Arrrr they be worse tha Pirates that American lot.
Arrrgh it be two hundred years afore they hinvents the National Health service!
Arrrgh it be two hundred years afore they hinvents the National Health service!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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by CATPIN_PUFF on Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:27 am
I is has good catsong - is not relly seashanty, but you likeit I tink:
Itsybitsy spider is climb on da wall
down come the paw and SMASH! da spider fall
Open da mouf an cram da spider in
den da itsybitsy spider is not be seen agin!
Itsybitsy spider is climb on da wall
down come the paw and SMASH! da spider fall
Open da mouf an cram da spider in
den da itsybitsy spider is not be seen agin!
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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by pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:05 pm
That be a foine catsong, Catpin Puff. To hear yer crew singin hit inna round wood bring tears ter the ois of any true musicke lover!
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by CATPIN_PUFF on Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:44 pm
Need 'un beeg nest o' spider singit in round, but yah... is bring tear to eye, mebbe eardrums.
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by Moral Minority on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:20 am
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No
by black bart on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:30 am
Aaaaaaarrrgh...It can't be...not The Eastern Eurovision Song Contest already...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Re: No
by Moral Minority on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:31 am
black bart wrote:Aaaaaaarrrgh...It can't be...not The Eastern Eurovision Song Contest already...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's a parody of teh Soviet Union's national anthem.
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Knuckles
by black bart on Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:37 am
Aye matey...I be sure it tears it ta shreds, but I wouldn't know the Real Soviet Union Anthem if ye played it on a Horn Pipe (now that would be funny).
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by CATPIN_PUFF on Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:40 am
heer 'nother classik:
see da widdle kitteh, hungy an dey cry
takeit 20 blackbirdz & bake inna pie
wen de pie is open, da birdz is toasy brown
kitteh get exsietit an dey EAT DA BIRDY DOWN!
O, wun more...
Tom be nimmbal, Tom be kwick,
Tom find yer pillow & Tom be sick
see da widdle kitteh, hungy an dey cry
takeit 20 blackbirdz & bake inna pie
wen de pie is open, da birdz is toasy brown
kitteh get exsietit an dey EAT DA BIRDY DOWN!
O, wun more...
Tom be nimmbal, Tom be kwick,
Tom find yer pillow & Tom be sick
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Birds
by black bart on Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:23 am
It's you wots endin up in a pie Kitty.
Signed
Ripper the Raven
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by The Black Spot on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:31 am
The boy stood on the burning deck
When all but he had fled.
Daft bastid.
When all but he had fled.
Daft bastid.
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:48 am
The pirate captain was full of booty.
The problem was, he had no chest.
So he ate it all.
The problem was, he had no chest.
So he ate it all.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Modern Pirate Shanty
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:54 pm
LOOK OWT CAPTIN !
Tharr be a black shup sailin' inta harbarr
wiffa big red beek an' roil navy flag
an' men at thee rails.
Oi fink ye beddarr call John
cuz oi doan fink that be harr ta deliffarr
thee sooplys.
An'it be lesson a league aweigh
oi 'ope thay hasint cum ta stay.
It gotz nummarrs onna side
wiff big cannons
an' it be makin' big waves .
Pappy's goon
me brudarr's spreadin' herpes at Fifi's.
Long John bin drinkin' since a kraken et Emmy-Loo.
Soze thee FSM leff me harr ta do thee finkin'
an oi juss toined twunny too
Oi wuz wunnerin' wot ta do
thee closarr thay gotz ,
thee moor dem feelins gru .
Pappy's musket in me hanz felt reashorin'
he tole me
red meenz run son,
nummarrs add up ta nuffin
but wen thee foist shot hit the dox
oi saw it cummin'.
Raze me musket ta me oi
neffarr stopped ta wunnarr why
then oi saw blak,
an me face splashed in thee sky .
Sheltarr me frum thee powdarr anna fingarr,
Cover me wid thee thot thet pulled thee triggarr,
Fink ove me
As thee wun yule neffarr figgarr
Wuz goona fade aweigh so yung
wid so mooch leff undun
Rememarr me ta me luv !
Oil nose oil miss her !
*sob*
Tharr be a black shup sailin' inta harbarr
wiffa big red beek an' roil navy flag
an' men at thee rails.
Oi fink ye beddarr call John
cuz oi doan fink that be harr ta deliffarr
thee sooplys.
An'it be lesson a league aweigh
oi 'ope thay hasint cum ta stay.
It gotz nummarrs onna side
wiff big cannons
an' it be makin' big waves .
Pappy's goon
me brudarr's spreadin' herpes at Fifi's.
Long John bin drinkin' since a kraken et Emmy-Loo.
Soze thee FSM leff me harr ta do thee finkin'
an oi juss toined twunny too
Oi wuz wunnerin' wot ta do
thee closarr thay gotz ,
thee moor dem feelins gru .
Pappy's musket in me hanz felt reashorin'
he tole me
red meenz run son,
nummarrs add up ta nuffin
but wen thee foist shot hit the dox
oi saw it cummin'.
Raze me musket ta me oi
neffarr stopped ta wunnarr why
then oi saw blak,
an me face splashed in thee sky .
Sheltarr me frum thee powdarr anna fingarr,
Cover me wid thee thot thet pulled thee triggarr,
Fink ove me
As thee wun yule neffarr figgarr
Wuz goona fade aweigh so yung
wid so mooch leff undun
Rememarr me ta me luv !
Oil nose oil miss her !
*sob*
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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