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anthrobabe
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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:22 pm

I always puts a wee drop o rum in their tankards while they sleeps- that way when they wakes up they thinks they already drunk it all!

win-win situation

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black bart
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Rowing

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:16 pm

Arrrrrrr...I hears the Black Spot got a rowing machine off his crew for Xmas.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Postby OZ_Nick » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:27 am

Yarrr... well, th' way Oi aheared it, 'twere an open boat, actually - although Oi conceed there were two oars, so Oi spose ye culd deskribe it as a rowin' machine. Oi believe Spot woz heared ter call out "ye mutinous dogs!" or some such thing as the ship sailed away over the horizon...
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Bananas

Postby black bart » Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:59 pm

Arrrgh matey...accordin to the Salty Tale ye've been kidnapped by the Bananas in Pyjamas!
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Postby PantyGnawer » Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:07 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum


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