Piratey one-liners

[Cryofdragon]

Ahoy all you here in the pirate forum!

As we all know, one 'o the many factors in a success of a pirate is... Great one-liners. Havin' the right one-liner can demoralize an enemy, or just make ya look cool.

So show me some 'o yer best piratey one-liners!

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

ARGH!
Cry me a dragon, Havn't ye checked out our insult thread ? Or most threads in here? Tharr be oneliners everywarr!

[Cryofdragon]

NAAARRR!

(does that work).

I dun mean jokes, i mean action movie one-liners, mayhaps i should 'ave been a bit more specific.

The one's just before or after ye blast some scurvy landlubber

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Yarr Matey ! At the moment I have a wee writer's block.

I used up most of my inspiration under my old personae as CM this past week .

Give us a couple of days and we'll have at you , ye scum off the surface of fish head stew ! ARRRGH!

The lads should be back to regale you shortly to be sure .

Now write something funny in here ! Ye lily livered poxy wurfless lanlubbering git ! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

[PantyGnawer]

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum