Yarr Matey ! At the moment I have a wee writer's block.
I used up most of my inspiration under my old personae as CM this past week .
Give us a couple of days and we'll have at you , ye scum off the surface of fish head stew ! ARRRGH!
The lads should be back to regale you shortly to be sure .
Now write something funny in here ! Ye lily livered poxy wurfless lanlubbering git ! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit !