Piratey one-liners

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Piratey one-liners

Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:04 am

Ahoy all you here in the pirate forum!

As we all know, one 'o the many factors in a success of a pirate is... Great one-liners. Havin' the right one-liner can demoralize an enemy, or just make ya look cool.

So show me some 'o yer best piratey one-liners!
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:15 am

ARGH!
Cry me a dragon, Havn't ye checked out our insult thread ? Or most threads in here? Tharr be oneliners everywarr!
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Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:37 am

NAAARRR!

(does that work).

I dun mean jokes, i mean action movie one-liners, mayhaps i should 'ave been a bit more specific.

The one's just before or after ye blast some scurvy landlubber
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:15 am

Yarr Matey ! At the moment I have a wee writer's block.

I used up most of my inspiration under my old personae as CM this past week .

Give us a couple of days and we'll have at you , ye scum off the surface of fish head stew ! ARRRGH!

The lads should be back to regale you shortly to be sure .

Now write something funny in here ! Ye lily livered poxy wurfless lanlubbering git ! ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:09 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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