I came across this game whilst reading Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal'. Ah, Ankh-Morpork. Where would the Discworld be without you? Anywho, basically it involves having a brawl, but with a scoring system. Try to keep it orderly, don't go over the top, blah blah blah. You get the point.
Here's the actions, their terminologies, and their points. Feel free to add your own, and when we have enough, we'll start.
Double Andrew: Two people back into each other, turn round to give the other guy a thumping, cue moment of humorous recognition, then link left arms, swing round and see to the other fellow's attacker, foot or fist, it doesn't matter. 15 Points.
Regulation Chandelier Swing: Leap off a high platform onto a chandelier, swing around, chandelier falls, knocks out two or three people, depending on the size. 8 Points.
Sneaky Brawl-Starter: Shoot ye pistol, pellet breaks some guy's drink, he turns around and hits the guy behind him. Usually associated with the beginning of a brawl, but can also be filtered in to start brawl with non-brawlers. 2 Points.
Knifeplay: Two pirates square off on the bar and engage in flashy knife/sword fighting. 4 Points.
Limb-Smack: After Knifeplay, if a limb is lost, the owner of the missing limb can pick it up and smack the other guy across the face with it. Always gets a laugh. Try and find a decent Igor to stitch it back together. 30 Points.
Regulatory Brawling: Punching, kicking, tackling. Each hit gets you one point.
Chair Swing: Grab a tough-looking chair, swing the chair over your head, hit Person 1, swing it the other way, hit Person two. Bang, crash. 6 Points.
Bottler: An old classic, the wielder smashes a bottle on the bar, (2 extra points if smashed over someone's head) leaving a broken bottle, and lunging into the fray, gouging as many stomachs as you can.
Midget Ear Swing: Grab a small person/dwarf by the ears, hoist him into the air, and propel him through the closest table. 4 Points.
Leap Tackle: Jump off a high platform and tackle those below. 2 Points.
Axe Throw: Throw an axe at someone. Pretty simple. 2 Points.
Hot Food: Throw some hot food. 3 Points if you can get your hands on hot soup.
Okay, your turn. Invent your own, and then when we seem to have enough moves, we'll start. Oh, I forgot, only one move per post, unless you're going for a combo that makes sense.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.