Yarr! Ahoy! Ye Commanders and mateys ,
Ye hath all fought the good fight and now pyrates be firmly in command of the number two spot , my regrets for my limited engagements with thee political enemas....anymes...enimies...the bad guys ! But the missy Lane E. Muss has her sights upon us.
Tyme to keep cannons up and loaded , be ever en passant and viligant..villygent... on guard! Tyme to go after fun, games and jokes !
Now the pyrate venganites be a whole lot funnier than wot be seen on shore (according to me ,that is) .
Now I be back online ye can all expect me to keep up with Bart ( can't be dun but i'm going to give it me best shots).
Soze ye kin expect me to post gratuitous ARRS , tell long winded tales , double post when nobody else is around to respond ( i'd be talking to myself , but there was a long spell when I was the only regular left soze I be used to it . I expect Capn. Davel wont blow me out of the water to quickly ).
Now we aint gonna be number one iffen we go to shore to offen . Aint no problem fer me since uh can't stand them lubbers anyhow , since ye all man ( and women ) ye own ships , I'm not about tell ye all what to do.
I'm just asking ye sign up for the champaign ..campain ...War for Number One!....BATTEN THE HATCHES !...TRIM THE SHEETS !...BRING ALL GUNS TO BEAR ! PYRATES FOR NUMBER ONE!!!!!!