Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:43 pm

Hokay, amma gunna tel yer how ta mayke thee TV DINNERER!

Ye gets thee TV an yer puts it inner pot wiff ungyings an carrits an sech, an ye pouer in wotter an stick et on thee fyre.

Ye makes thee gravy frum thee Pirgella book.

Wunce thee TV cooked, ye powr on thee gravey an ye eets thee TV dinner. Serves 6 or Unkle Farty.
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:04 pm

Saatchi Skewers

**POLICE CAUTION - this recipe could lead to you getting a weekend in the cells, an opportunity to 'fall down the stairs', and a criminal record for a violent crime unless you are a millionaire in good standing with the Tory Party**

One Charles Saatchi
One skewer (I find an 8' - 10' fencepost is ideal for the job)
Extra-hot chilli sauce (to taste)

First catch your Saatchi - they are usually lounging around restaurants or art galleries. Grab him by the throat, in the manner of a 'playful tiff', and ram the skewer up his fundament. Clean the Saatchi thoroughly with a wire brush, and marinade in extra-hot chilli sauce. Roast over a fire of Damien Hirsts, Tracy Emins etc. until you run out of fuel.

Bon appetit!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby DaveL on Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:26 am


Make im walk the plank. That evil blighter needs a good keel haulin'!
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Re: Venganzine Pyrate Cookbook

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:58 am

YARG! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: Hallowed Grog! :drinking: :fsm_rock: :drinking: YARG!
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