Ye knows ye be a pirate when people start asking you, "What are you wearing that eye-patch for?" and ye answer, "Oh? I forget I even had it on!" (also true... *sigh*)
Drew Anderson, Th. D.
Captain of the Birthday Massacre
High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta
If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.
1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "