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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:23 am

Ye know you're a Pirate when...

Yer visit the optometrist to get new glasses and get one of yer lenses blackened.
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Postby black bart on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:38 am

Ye know ye be a Pirate, when ye be mindin yer own business doin a bit o Turkey bastin and a wench gets in yer way with her enormous...
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:48 am

You know you're a pirate when you have finally defeated an old enemy who then joins forces with another and you move from #2 to #3.



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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:09 am

ARRRRRGH!
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Postby black bart on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:30 am

Ye knows ye be a Pirate when the last bloke afore ye has just said AAAAARGH and ye didn't bat an eye lid.
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:29 am

Ye knows ye be a pirate when ye wakes up and the first thing ye does is get a jug o' rum.
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Postby black bart on Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:56 pm

Ye knows ye be a Pirate when the first thing ye does when ye wake up is check yer crew aint cast ye adrift in an open boat again
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:42 pm

Ye know ye be a pirate when ye fingArr is stuck on RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Postby DaveL on Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:48 pm

Ye know you're a pirate when your neighbours sheets on the clothes line are turned into a main sail.
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Postby walktheplank on Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:26 pm

Ye know yer be a pirate when yer see an authentic pirate ship in a harbour (In San Diego) and yer start making loud enthusiastic yarr sounds to the bemusement of passers by and the embarressment of yer family members.
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Postby black bart on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:06 pm

Ye knows ye be a Pirate when ye don't know whether to powder yer wig or yer cannon balls.
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:49 am

Ye knows ye be a pirate when ye can't stop posting "Ye knows ye be a pirate...."
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Postby black bart on Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:46 pm

Ye knows ye be a Pirate when ye gets bought a model Pirate ship kit for Christmas (true)...sigh!
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Postby Pirate Terramort on Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:32 am

Ye knows ye be a pirate when people start asking you, "What are you wearing that eye-patch for?" and ye answer, "Oh? I forget I even had it on!" (also true... *sigh*)
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Postby walktheplank on Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:35 pm

ye know yer be a Pirate when yer keyboard is thus

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