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maggots

Postby black bart » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:35 pm

ChowMein wrote:Ye nose ye be a pyrate when ye smile an maggots fall owt from ye gums .


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Ye've been at Dave L's recipes again!
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Postby ChowMein » Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:58 am

Yarr ! Bartie !...Do ye have the recipe for these "maggot saltines?"

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Recipe

Postby black bart » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:29 pm

Arrrrrr...it be not so much a recipe as a way of life!
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Postby DaveL » Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:01 am

You know you're a Pirate, when you start swapping Maggot Saltine recipes.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:48 pm

Ye know ye be a pyrate when your name is Auntie BlackBeard !

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Anchor

Postby black bart » Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:57 pm

Ye knows ye be a Pirate after 15 tankards o grog an ye can't remember where yer ship's anchored.
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Postby ChowMein » Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:15 pm

Ye know ye be a pyrate ...when ye get Auntie Blackbeard to speak for you !

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:29 am

Ahoy ! Chow!

I finally caught up wid ya ! , I been noticing ya , Ye naught be getting past Grand Admiral...ye be running around like a loose cannon...posting all sorts of nonsense , the tea recipe is unforgivable ...

Now...For the rest of ye lot...I bet ye be aware ye be a pirate when ye call all ye mixed rum drinks a flavored grog !

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Hook

Postby black bart » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:41 pm

Arrrgh...ye knows ye be a Pirate when ye has a hook stuck up yer nose!
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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:43 pm

Ye now ye be a pyrate when ye call yer warrt yer nose .

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Mad

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:51 pm

Arrrrrr...ye knows ye be a Pirate when the 'Fishe Heade Stewe Madness' gets ye!
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Postby Aesi » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:00 pm

Ye know ye be a Pirate when yer watch 'he Pirates O' the Carribbean 3 scene wid de Pirate ship's al' loined up 'n yer gets tears in yer eyeses
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Tears

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:06 pm

Haarrrrr...ye knows ye be a Pirate when ye gets tears in yer eyes from the Fish Head Stew fumes!
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Postby Scurvy Dog » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:36 am

Ye knows yer a pirate when they hangs ye for piracy.

I be hatin' when that happens. Me gizzard!! Y'aarrrr!
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Postby DaveL » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:23 am

Ye know you're a Pirate when...

Yer visit the optometrist to get new glasses and get one of yer lenses blackened.
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