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Postby Hippie Pirate on Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:24 am

Ye be knowin yer a pirate when yer club wins a trophy an' ya takes it from the shelf and carries it around with ye all day, when confronted about stealin' ye reply, "Argh, twas plundered fair and square."

Still me thinks twasn't nice o' them ta threaten me with "disiplinary action."
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Postby OZ_Nick on Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:28 am

Ye nose ye bea a Pirate when ye gives in ter an overwhelming urge to yell out "Avarst me hearties!" when ye walks into a public house an ye spies sum o' yer mates at the bar.
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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:26 pm

You know your a Pirate, when you go to Raiders Football match and start shooting at the opposition.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:41 pm

Ye knows ye be a pirate when you're in class, and the roll is bing taken, and when your name is called, ye shoot the teacher and demand your pirate name to be said.

(Betcha thought that i'd say "and when your name is called, ye shout YARRRR!" didn't ye?
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Postby DaveL on Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:39 pm

Ye know your a pirate when...

...you're at the dentist and you are asked to say 'ahhhhh'. But you say 'Arrrghhhh' instead.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:57 pm

yer know ye be a Pirate when a wench shows yer her baby and instead of saying arrr in a nice gentle voice yer go arrrrrrghh in a deep gravelly voice and scare the blaggard so much that it wets itself.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:52 pm

....when yer at the grocery, an' ye hoist the jolly roger, ram the trolley of the woman across the aisle, board it, and liberate it of all her pop-tarts, canned cheese, and snickersâ„¢bars, before jumping back on the rear bar of yer trolley, an' "sailing off" down the cereal aisle.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:40 pm

Ye knows yer a Pirate when ye gets a letter back from yours truly sayin:

The only way to save your cabin boy from further injury is to follow my prescribed course of Leeches on the willy.
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Postby Dogma's A Bitch on Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:42 am

Aye.....Ye knows yer a Pirate when ye Shiver yer Timber before Bucklin' yer Swash...... Yarrrrrr
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Postby black bart on Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:44 pm

Ye knows ye're a Pirate, when ye be dancin an Horn Pipe at a garden centre (where ye be workin as a novelty act promotin environmentally friendly coco shell mulch) an yer peg leg gets stuck in the decking and ye ends up doin the Twist!
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Postby ChowMein on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:14 pm

ye node ye be a pyrate when ye kep on filling in that pyrate name genARR!ator questionARR! hoping ta git yer reel foist name ta pop up . ARRRGH!
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:47 pm

...when ye say somethin an everyone around answers, "Aye-aye Captain!"
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Postby black bart on Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:00 pm

Hippie Pirate wrote:...when ye say somethin an everyone around answers, "Aye-aye Captain!"


I hopes ye be right thar matey...

unless ye be shoutin: "Yer scurvy swabs, I wants a full English breakfast with a Large Latte and basket o toast and don't wake me until 11.30am."

ye be more loikly ta get "MUTINY!".
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Postby Hippie Pirate on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:16 am

OO....maybe that be why me first crew always grumbled when I gave 'he nights ordars...
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:31 am

Ye nose ye be a pyrate when ye smile an maggots fall owt from ye gums .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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