You know you're a pirate when...

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You know you're a pirate when...

Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:07 am

YArrrrrr...

Bein' a pirate in modern day society means that ye sometimes ye have to mask your inner pirate to fit in.

This often results in some instances where your inner pirate will emerge when you least expect it.

I was wunderin if ye had any stories of yer inner pirate. When can commence each post wif sumthin like...

'You know your a pirate when...'

OK I'l start.

You know you're a pirate, when ye start BBQ'ing your sausages with your hook.
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:31 am

You know yer a pirate when you see one of those fake kiddie ride boats in front of the store and you try to jump in and sail off.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:36 am

"You know yer a pirate when"...Someone cuts in front of you in line at the ATM, and ya shoot 'em with a cannon.
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Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:55 am

You know you're a pirate when you start shooting at the performers during the Seaworld Pirates of the Carribean re-enactment .
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Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:14 am

YArrrr...

Now Oi be on a roll...

You know your a Pirate when you're at a 5 star restaurant and you keep asking for a side order of weevils with your caviar.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 26, 2007 11:21 am

"Ya know ya be a pirate, when" yer at the disco, and someone tells you to "shake yer booty.", and ya reach fer yer wallet....harrrrghhh.

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Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:00 pm

YArrrrrr...

You know when you're a pirate, when you walk into a pet store and start abusing the macaw for not calling you 'Sir' 'Your Lordship' or 'Master'.
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:53 pm

Arrrrrr...I just don't get this thread...it be hobvious...ye knows yer a pirate when ye looks in the mirror! :wink:
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Postby DaveL on Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:33 pm

YArrrr...

Ye know yer a pirate when...

Ye get evicted from the Maritme Museum, for taking up residence in one of the displays.
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Gibbet

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:06 pm

Arrrr...Ye knows ye be a Pirate when ye be all Skeletal an ye be hangin in a Gibbet above Portsmouth harbour entrance!
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Wiggery

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:01 pm

Ye knows ye're a Pirate when ye is sailin South to the Colonies and yer Wig keeps slippin off.
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Postby ken worley on Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:03 pm

Harrr!! "Ya knows ya be a pirate when"...Yer cursed wif a hookhand, a pegleg, an' a pencildick.
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Postby black bart on Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:04 pm

Speak fer yerself matey!

I knows I be a Pirate when I looks down at me enormous...

...Galleon?
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Re: Wiggery

Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:48 am

black bart wrote:Ye knows ye're a Pirate when ye is sailin South to the Colonies and yer Wig keeps slippin off.


ye know yer a Pirate cos even when yer appen ter be a tight Welsh Blaggard yer blend in with the crowd.
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Postby walktheplank on Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:53 am

yer know yer be a Pirate when yer take yer 10 year old son to watch The Pirates of the Carribean at ye local Cinema and yer keep making appropriate loud ooooh yarrrrggghh noises at opportune moments. This is despite yer son pleading with yer to keep quiet as you be showing im up in front of his mates.
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