yer know yer be a Pirate when yer take yer 10 year old son to watch The Pirates of the Carribean at ye local Cinema and yer keep making appropriate loud ooooh yarrrrggghh noises at opportune moments. This is despite yer son pleading with yer to keep quiet as you be showing im up in front of his mates.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.