TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:40 am

But....Uh oanlee got wun leff... an'Uh keep it in me locket .

TPBM can't chew gum and pee at thee same tyme .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:45 am

It is a psychological issue that dates back to an incident during a school field trip to a chewing gum factory and a soda bottling company.

TPBM's dream is to captain the Good Ship Lollipop
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:56 am

THAT KID WUZ YOU !?! surry .....Bart and Spot blackmailed me

TPBM is secretly addicted to soda
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:04 pm

Well, carbonated energy drinks, but close enough.

TPBM is addicted to gum.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:08 pm

Its all I kin chew .

TPBM loves gum for the wrappers
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:18 pm

Better than loving hip-hop for the rappers.

TPBM has put out an ad in the paper "SWM seeks DWF" (Single Weary Mariner seeks Delectable Wench, Feisty)
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:25 pm

Uh havent got no replys ...uh giff da munny ta Planky ta pay da printarr asharrrrrr........

TPBM is ROLFing
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:33 pm

[sarcasm]Oh yes. Just look at the mirth that exudes from my every pore. [/sarcasm]

TPBM once raided a cheesemaking community and buried the chest of curds.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:35 pm

They have long gone a whey.

TPBM is catching wind .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:36 pm

Breaking wind, actually.

TPBM breaks everything.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:39 pm

Only once !

TPBM swings in his hammock .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:44 pm

I just swing, baby.

TPBM misplaced his wet noodles and had to lash his misbehaving crew with limp celery instead.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:49 pm

Yarr! Twas diffycult ...the stalk still bein' rooted an' all...

TPBM puts toe jam on his/her biscuits .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:53 pm

Nah, I jammed my toe on one of your biscuits. Nearly broke the toe, too. I'm never using your recipe again.

TPBM has a stomach made of iron...literally. The original had to be replaced after eating too much fish head stew.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 1:06 pm

ARRRR! an' me matey Popeye dun supplyed thee iron .

TPBM has a cat with nine tails .
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