TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:12 pm

yarr....i be caught ...makes a mess that horn does....

TPBM is braver than this pyrate ...not ta have bullets handy
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:15 pm

Or mayhap a bit more cowardly. Not having bullets means you don't have to face up to your responsibilities should one of those bullets hit something important.

TPBM is still in line for target practice.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:18 pm

I'm not worried I notice they are using your powder horn .

TPBM isn't sharing his/her recipes
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Whittler

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:22 pm

The Original Fish Head Stew recipe is a trade secret.

TPBM is whittling in his cabin
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby walktheplank on Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:44 pm

not whittling, I be whistling in me cabin, a fine sea shanty it'll be to.

TPBM is weraing a nice little pink number, a bit tight in the midruff maybe but a perfect match to the dirty beard covered in last nights stew.
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Postby black bart on Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:18 pm

Image

Why indeed?
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:34 am

TPBM will explain why.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:40 am

Well.... It appears that a party of two parts , parted the part with one part , the parts being the sum of these parts , partying till all the parts become one part.....

TPBM will translate
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:45 am

Here it is, translated into Wookie-speak.

ohwoanan.... ahao raakakworarcc aoacraao ra akrarcaoro ooww aoohoo akrarcaoc , akrarcaowowa aoacwo akrarcao ohahaoac oowhwo akrarcao , aoacwo akrarcaoc rhwoahwhrr aoacwo chusc ooww aoacwocwo akrarcaoc , akrarcaoroahwhrr aoahanan raanan aoacwo akrarcaoc rhwooaooscwo oowhwo akrarcao.....



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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:57 am

I tried ta prove ye rong...uh passed owt from lacka auksijen...Bart and the lads shaved all me bits while uh wuz unkonkjuss ....

TPBM shaves wid a dull nife
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 10:31 am

The knife is so dull that the "k" wore off.

TPBM Thinks that "Knife without a 'k'" sounds like a cool name for a band.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:16 am

Uh wount 'ave any minstrels abord me ship...playing with their instruments all day long...corrupting me crew....

TPBM uses rubber bands for target practice .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:20 am

I can hit a rubber band at 20 paces.

TPBM can hit their foot.
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Postby ChowMein on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:24 am

wot foot?

TPBM trims his/her toenails with his/her teeth
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:26 am

Luckily I don't have any "his/her toenails" just "malformed ingrown toenails".

TPBM trims my toenails with their teeth.
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