No wonder the Pirate threads die! We don't follow the rules, then no one knows what to post next...
TPBM, whilst drinking his morning cask of rum, yawned and rubbed his eye with his hook hand, thereby explaining the second eyepatch (thankfully the first was merely to protect night vision in the other eye).
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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