TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:40 am

Aye.

Yar yar yar yar.

TPBM 'as sumfin completely different te say.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Parkour

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:52 am

Pirate Parkour: Dress up as Pirates and jump up and down on Landlubbers

TPBM thinks this is a very good idea
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:31 am

sound like CATAPULT. Is work on pirate too....



TPBM is has dogbreth
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:32 am

After half a barrel o' grog, anyfing seems like a good idea.

TPBM thinks there ain't enough soddin' cats on the board.
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Fir

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:44 pm

Gawd elp us...skin the lot of em I sais...we must ave enough for a fir coat by now!

TPBM is a member of Green Capn Smith's crew and cannot abide the fir trade.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:01 pm

Aargh, that 'twas menee years ago, lad.

TPBM sailed orf wit' me copy o' Wenches an' Cannons.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:49 pm

I've never seen wenches with cannons like those between their legs before. You can have it back!

TPBM would have kept it.
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Postby anthrobabe on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:46 am

only bekuse some pirate stole all tha tissue and we needs somepin at that benbow for tha outhouse


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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:55 pm

Aye, all oi need is a shed. Oi've got cats by the plenty, though...
'Ere Catpin, Catpin, Catpin!

TPBM is a landlubber.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:18 pm

Ye got those letters upside-down. It's landlugger. I found some fool who wanted me to lug several tons of sand about 20 miles down the coast.

TPBM needs that sand because they are babysitting Tiddles for a week.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:33 pm

Aargh, oi'll sit on 'im whoile oi', sittin' on te baby.

TPBM 'as a cannonball wit' a face drawn on it in their cabin.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:02 pm

Ye've heard of "a bullet with your name on it"? Well this is a cannonball with yer face on it, ye shark-ridin' mutineer!

TPBM wishes they had a cannonball with Black Bart's face on it.
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Balls

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:42 am

Well as luck would have it, I keep my balls so well polished that anyone can see their face in them.

TPBM is giving his ship's bottom a good breaming
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:41 am

Image
Oi foind te scales te be quite te good polishers.

TPBM's bream be goin' south fer te winter.
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Postby Clifford on Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:37 pm

YAarrrgghhh I be a Piratin with thar Vandals in thar Mediterranean.

TPBM be avin rickets under 'is pants fer not takin em off fer s' long
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