Ye've heard of "a bullet with your name on it"? Well this is a cannonball with yer face on it, ye shark-ridin' mutineer!
TPBM wishes they had a cannonball with Black Bart's face on it.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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