TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:04 am

Aye, oi foinds that ye ol' mam cannae smell it on yer breath if ye suck it through tharr.

TPBM's ol' mam sells opium.
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Postby black bart on Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:07 am

Aye matey...them Aztecs are a game lot.

TPBM has plans ta kidnap the pope
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Postby DaveL on Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:01 am

Yarrrrrr...

Bart ye foiled me plan. He be cummin to Sydney for World Youth Day.
Well there be nuthin left after we Pirates heradicated Santa and The Easter Bunny.

TPBM wants to attend World Youth Day.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:24 am

Aye. Oi wants te see if the roomers 'bout the Pope be true.

Can 'e really spew lightnin' from 'is fingertips?

TPBM be the Pope.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:07 am

Oi mus' tell ye, me mates, that oi bin runnin a grass-roots campayne fer Pope sins oi be a wee pyrate lass.

Oi has had me Pope name all picked out sins forf grade.

Oi (still!) has thee perfick hair fer settin off thee papal tiara.

Oi probully wood trade in them stoopid red Pravda pumps an replace 'em wif me oan, hextensive sho wardrobe. A pope in cavalier boots wiv stiletto heales fer visitin ovver countrees: now, that be werf a red carpet!

Oi has secured support thee support ov peeps all over thee knoan werlde, an has me "Papal Cabinet" almost reddy-to-go. There do be a few hopenins in thee cowledge ov carrrdinals, ifin henny ov ye be innerested. Oi am not aware ov any presepps hagainst bein a pyrate carrrdinal.


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Plot

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:54 am

Only if I gets an hat loik yours.

TPBM is plotting a Popish Plot
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:28 am

Narrgh, oi be plannin' a plot te take o'er Poland.

TPBM wus part o' the first wave o' Nazis that took Poland.
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Postby black bart on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:09 am

Ya zis iz der correctness, but I waz in der hospital corps, unt I never shot anyvun...pleez don't tell zer plumber, he ist from Kracaw unt he has nearly finnished der new privvy!

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:44 am

Yarr, oi served in Mme Fifi's before oi became a pirate.

TPBM onlee keeps pirate shanties on 'is Aye-Pod.
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Postby OZ_Nick on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:39 am

Aaargh, tha' be true me bucko, Yo ho ho an a bottle o rum!

TPBM carn't werke out 'ow ter get rid o all them devilish ABBA songs infestin his eye-pod!
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:35 am

Kill the beast, slit his throat!

Oh, the iPod?

Kill the beast! Slit its throat!

That's bettarrrrghhh.

TPBM hates eye-pods.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:05 am

Aye. Oi hates I-Pods an' Aye Pods too.

TPBM is an Aye Pod.
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Aye

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:04 pm

Nearly matey...I be an Aye Pod Nanogedden! Harr harr harrrrrgh!

TPBM really thought that was funny
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:53 pm

Naught as funny as the Aye Pod Mini-Maggot!

TPBM 'as anuvver Aye Pod related joke te share.
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Aye Pod

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:22 am

Er...Who be top o the Aye Pod Charts?

Ans: Elvis Pegsley, Scouting for Wenches, Dubloonback, Wenches Aloud etc etc

TPBM is getting fed up of the Aye Pod jokes
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