TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)

Arrr, I be a pirate!

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:05 am

Though they are kind of hard to follow with only 4 limbs.

TPBM dates krakens.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:33 am

The knave be all arms.

TPBM has a patch on his/her nether regions.
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:40 am

More of a thatch than a patch, but you can call it whatever you like so long as you place nice with it.

TPBM has a third pegleg.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:55 am

yep , an proud of them all , they being so stiff and woody loike.

TPBM would like a stiff drink , which is why nothing else ever is .....
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:56 am

You must be thinking of someone else. I'm almost 5 years sober.

TPBM is almost 5 years drunk.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:04 am

Becoze bein drunk heps me sew much gooder wid me englush en ritin an dikshun an udder stuff wot shews me propore edykashun frum me alleymother Portsmuff PieRat Pubic Skool...

Why uh finnish top ob me klass...dat is uh be da ownie wun ta servive...I got a teer in me eye wen uh tink ove Princepull Cullihananane something arr anudder.....

TPBM is looking sooo sexy . (Ha! get around that, Rev. Squire Redbeer)
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:12 am

Image
That I am.

TPBM wants to lick my candy cane.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:28 am

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ROFL. Rowen ye be quick a quick wit . if this was a round to see who laughs first , you win buddy ! )

V Can lick his own candy cane .
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:31 am

I can lick anything! I can even lick you!

TPBM loves getting into fights, because they always get licked.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:40 am

I only fight women

TPBM has never seen a woman
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:43 am

I must hallucinate an awful lot.

TPBM has hallucinations about an Invisible Pink Unicorn.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:55 am

just the horn

TPBM has a horn
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:57 am

Almost 8" long, it is.

TPBM has a powder horn.
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Postby ChowMein on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:01 pm

the thing goes off sudden loike.

TPBM has no powder
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:07 pm

Oh, I gots powder, but I plan to have the bullets removed so that I can only shoot blanks.

TPBM has a short fuse and can't control the timing of his shots.
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